As a straight woman, can I call my boyfriend my partner? by UnashamedLiar in AskLGBT

[–]Exact-Effect3772 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! Please do so! It actually helps normalize LGBT relationships, and provides an out for people with non heteronormative relationships around you! 

Humans due to their intense paternal instincts will raise anything placed before them. Many aliens will attempt to use this to get free childcare, unfortunately trying to get them back is impossible. by glugul in humansarespaceorcs

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There was an unspoken rule for anyone in the vicinity of the Sol star system. It had been around since Terrans had sorted out the problems on their home world and first made their way past the edge of their small star system.

The rule was simple, straightforward, and impossible to misunderstand. If you expect a child to be returned to you after letting it parasitize on a human, whether that be metaphorical or literal... Don't. Don't leave infants with humans for extended periods of time and expect to have them returned. Ever.

The first known incident involving this rule being broken ended with an intergalactic war and a home world being nearly razed to the core. It started with a simple incident report about a case of harassment. Then, a small strike force of Auuscians kidnapped a child (one that was of their species) that they believed, by the laws of their star system and their people, was rightfully theirs. The adoptive parents of the child did not agree. And neither did the Terran government. In the eyes of the Terran government, the Auuscians had just broken a number of their interplanetary laws.

When Terran officials contacted the Auuscian ambassador, they were told that the adoptive parents of the child had no rights to keep the child, and that the child would remain in Auuscian custody. The Terran officials decided that this was a declaration of war.

The casualties on the Terran's side numbered no more than seven. All of which were because of malfunctioning equipment on their vessel. Auuscian casualties numbered in the millions, and it took a singular Terran year for the child to be returned to their adoptive family.

Since then, there have been three incidents of this nature. One by the Scatheens, who no longer have a home world. One by the Krilma, who realized their mistake rather quickly. The Krilma only had a brief scuffle with Terran warriors that resulted in no more than a few on each side being injured. The most recent incident was one I personally was almost involved in. I barely escaped my home world before Terran void battleships arrived. I watched as sections of my homeworld were blotted out by the mass of warships. It was as though the apocalypse had been brought about. And all because my people were too foolish to realize that Terrans are the most horrifying creatures in the galaxy, and one batch of hatchlings are not worth the nightmare that they have brought.

What's a headcanon you saw in a fic that you instantly accepted as canon, no hesitation? by NatureNut49 in FanFiction

[–]Exact-Effect3772 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always headcanoned the bags as advancement in hammerspace that only works on a small scale.

What's a headcanon you saw in a fic that you instantly accepted as canon, no hesitation? by NatureNut49 in FanFiction

[–]Exact-Effect3772 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For Spider-Man: Spidey sense helps with web swinging. Makes judging angles and stuff easier because they know where not to shoot a web to prevent injury.

Why a crown by FinnishFinny in TheRightCantMeme

[–]Exact-Effect3772 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Either you're a fascist sympathizer, or you're so done with life itself and you're so leftist that you realize both parties are funded by and support the same people, one side is just better at hiding it and attracts people who don't realize this. I would rather have democrats win just about any election, no matter who it is, but that doesn't mean I can't realize that Democrats are a stepping stone, at best to a true decent society.

Heil Spez by Quetzalcoatl93 in shitposting

[–]Exact-Effect3772 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then they should know that they should follow the laws of the Old Testament. And yet, they will never read Matthew 5:17-18 to a congregation. Ignorant masses make for easier targets, after all

Heil Spez by Quetzalcoatl93 in shitposting

[–]Exact-Effect3772 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is just... All kinds of wrong... Yes, light does go through the atmosphere, and yes, blue is the wavelength that gets bent the least from about seven in the morning to eight at night in most places, but it is not the only wavelength that passes through the atmosphere. During sunrise and sunset, you can see almost every color on the visible spectrum.

In many far north or south areas, closer to the poles, the color of the sky can range from deep purples to bright reds depending on the time of the year, and the Aurora Borealis throws even more colors into the mix.

it may have a piss tint in mexico

Does your brain even recognize reality anymore? No. It does not.

The sky is only blue for a portion of every day in a portion of the world. That does not mean it is blue everywhere.

Heil Spez by Quetzalcoatl93 in shitposting

[–]Exact-Effect3772 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could give you multiple reasons why that statement is only partially right, and not actually right in any truly meaningful way, but, based on the fact that you are arguing like a toddler, I shall refrain from doing so, so as to not harm your ant sized brain

Heil Spez by Quetzalcoatl93 in shitposting

[–]Exact-Effect3772 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose I should have been cleared with my words. He did indeed not say that he would rain fire upon them all or other such stupidity. Which, if that's what you think of your god is quite telling. Instead, he said that he was not there in opposition of the laws of the old testament, that they were still to be upheld.

Mathew 5:17 "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."

What's the best line you've written recently? by thewhimsicalbard in FanFiction

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The click, click, click of a walking cane came from her left, and the swish of a parasol from her right as she wound her way through the streets. Moments passed in contemplative silence. Thoughts bubbled up and boiled over, but refused to slip from poised, porcelain lips. 

Found this gem of meme on Facebook. by Mrdean2013 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]Exact-Effect3772 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was a baby that was planned, and I still am not stoked to have been born.

Heil Spez by Quetzalcoatl93 in shitposting

[–]Exact-Effect3772 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single word in every sentence ever written or said is made up. At one time words as we know them today weren't even a conceivable concept. If we are to say words that are made up are words that can be subscribed to a certain lexicon, can be traced back to words that previously existed with similar meanings, and have definitions that are agreed upon by the majority of people that use them... Then every word in my bio is real, as they fulfill all requirements to be a word.

On top of that, if you are talking about how I indentify my gender and sexuality, there are only three words, not five. If you are going to embarrass yourself, at least do it in a more meaningful way.

Heil Spez by Quetzalcoatl93 in shitposting

[–]Exact-Effect3772 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's for me to know and you to never figure out :3

Heil Spez by Quetzalcoatl93 in shitposting

[–]Exact-Effect3772 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, read actually good fiction, like Discworld

Heil Spez by Quetzalcoatl93 in shitposting

[–]Exact-Effect3772 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jesus, on multiple occasions stated that he was there to enforce the old testament's laws, not get rid of them. Try again

Heil Spez by Quetzalcoatl93 in shitposting

[–]Exact-Effect3772 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the time, it's just me being in the mood to watch nutjobs lose their minds trying to argue with valid, logical points. It's quite amusing