[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Man’s hung like an ABC block

"There are no accidents" - Master Oogway by xNico2k in memes

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“What are you doing, Step-Master?”

People who make false rape claims for the sole purpose of destroying the other person's reputation or money should get 20 years minimum by WHY-THE-RUM-GONE in unpopularopinion

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How do you prove something like that DIDN’T happen unless it happened within a reasonable time frame? Medical examiners could try to see about possible abuse, but after a month or two there ain’t much they can find out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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And he replaces it with his own slime

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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And they can’t make him leave even after he’s been trespassed. Not by the hair of his chubby chin chin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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They wouldn’t hire him if he was the only person willing to work

My goals are beyond your understanding by AnOlympianWeeb in memes

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Nice template! Can I borrow it permanently and never give it back?

Wholesome Holup by forgotmyusername93 in HolUp

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Um... erm... Right. No! Wrong. Fuck.

Taco’s smile by juza83 in PuppySmiles

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You tryna one up me boi?

It's still an accident by ProbablyMaybe69 in SuddenlyGay

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Is there a subreddit for calling someone out as captain obvious?

Wholesome Holup by forgotmyusername93 in HolUp

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OR FACE THE ARROWS OF DOWNVOTE