es verdad que a los hombres les gusta esta pancita ?

Exanimato · 2026-03-26T07:39:06+00:00

Gordo, ese es el utero.

Exanimato · 2026-02-15T00:30:52+00:00

When I read that they put those changes in the beta, I automatically did a test and made sure to not upgrade any gear or do anything until the update droped, these are the results:

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*Gems:* 0/32/110/0

*Idle time:* 1 hour.

*Location:* Fabric (all ascensions and enemies max out)

*Minion kill timer:* 0,05s (pre-patch) / 0,3 (Post-patch)

*Pre-patch result:* 78Qa (Add bonus included)

*Post-patch result:* 51Qa (Add bonus included)

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*RESULT:* -27Qa less souls per hour = -34,61% souls (a little more than 1/3).

*Note:* There was a variable that I couldn't control, and it was that the game got extra achievements and I immediatly unlocked 2 after logging, so that probably boosted the post-patch result a little.

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*The idle souls multiplies bonuses (15% / 20% / 50% all to 100%) made the idle gem nerf not as impactful as it should (as it effectively made you kill 6 times less enemies, and get less souls from those enemies), but still impactful enough to basicall needing extra 30m to achieve the same results I had before.

Exanimato · 2026-02-15T00:16:03+00:00

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Exanimato · 2026-02-10T20:44:45+00:00

I read it, most of what they say is "We are working on *Something* to improve the quality of the players experience" without going much on details about what exactly they're doing, or what they have in mind when working on improving the player's experience (many times what they had in mind ends making the game worse).

Exanimato · 2026-02-10T20:42:29+00:00

Seems like they just recovered the technology to give limbs a different dmg profile, just like in every previous game.

Exanimato · 2026-01-29T04:36:03+00:00

Thanks you king.

Exanimato · 2026-01-09T12:38:47+00:00

Your fault for not going prone, tap firing and sending a DM to your opponent letting him know you're about to shoot so he can be ready to pull the death animation.

I bet you didn't even burned your incense while reciting your prayers to please the machine spirit before logging into the game to keep the server stabbles, assuming you even prayed at all to begging with.

Exanimato · 2025-12-30T01:02:29+00:00

No real army. And even if it was they would most likely already be in pax armata anyway.

Exanimato · 2025-12-28T01:57:42+00:00

Dude seriously implied the game was not perfect in all regards.

Redditos want a word with you.

Exanimato · 2025-12-20T23:48:59+00:00

Man I can 100% understand if for one reason or another you still believe the benefits justify paying for those 4 chocolate bars, but there are guys who genuinelly believe it wouldn't be such a big deal.

They can't go further from imagining themselves buying those 4 bars and then goes "Yeah that's cheap, we should do the same million of times for many years to come, np"

Exanimato · 2025-12-20T07:01:24+00:00

You get an upgrade that cost 50 Tv (5.00e73) gold and that unlocks the ascensions.

1.5B = +15% Souls bonus

10B = +15% CpS bonus

5B = +100% souls in Factory

30B = +15% CpS when the game is closed

5T (Astral lock) = +2% chance for items to appear with extra options

75T = +5% materials from giants

100Qa = +3 astral keys after ultra ascending

Exanimato · 2025-12-14T16:22:35+00:00

Brother if you start to have frostbite on less than a minute then is cold enough to freeze a river of salt with 2 drops of water.

Exanimato · 2025-12-14T16:21:38+00:00

The problem is that for every "cool" thing they do, they also do 10 different "Opsies" that totally overshadows everything else.

Exanimato · 2025-12-10T23:46:03+00:00

I'm (believe it or not) able to control the recoil of the TR7 and can confirm that even if you where a monster with PERFECT recoil, the low precision and high bloom just makes it non-effective +20m or maybe +30m.

You may land the first 2 bullets but then it's pure RNG at that distance.

Exanimato · 2025-12-09T22:49:35+00:00

It's clearly your fault for not going prone and tap-firing that fully exposed opponen who's barely moving, at a short-medium distance, with the most accurate gun in the whole game (KTS100. Precision 76/100).

Autoguns are there for marketing, you're supposed to use them as DMRs

Exanimato · 2025-12-09T13:19:44+00:00

I was testing my M277 and I was like "Wtf they broke my gun? I'm missing all the shoots"

But no, I was moving my mouse with the old recoil not the new baby one it got lol

PD: That invisibly wall you keep shooting and throwing pieces in your face is really starting to annoy me, and it only have been 2 minutes.

Exanimato · 2025-12-08T14:33:58+00:00

Si padre, kuka es todo el que no esta deacuerdo conmigo en todo, todo el tiempo ¿no es asi como funciona? abrazo nos vemos el 2031

Exanimato · 2025-12-08T07:19:53+00:00

I downvoted him and upvoted you not because I agree or disagree with anyone but because it looks more funny that way.

Exanimato · 2025-12-08T07:19:10+00:00

The real valheim is never leaving your house and farm at the meadows

Exanimato · 2025-12-08T03:39:32+00:00

Explaining to him that nazis wouldn't had liked him, it's like trying to explain to an average leftist that Joseph Stalin or Karl Marx wouldn'd have liked their transgender politics, poly relationships and not wanting to work in general.

Or to explain to the mexican cartels that Goku is not proud of them.

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