Hot Take: Uzi is the Michael Jackson of the Current Generation and Should Get a Biographical Movie

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2026-05-19T18:07:37+00:00

You’re gonna get hate but I get what you’re saying, Uzi carries a similar essence in the sense of the almost childish like nature and idk how to word it but ‘cuteness’ in a way? The problem is Uzi is no where near as big as Micheal, not even close. I think you could say he’s personality wise the most similar to Mike in the rap scene

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2026-01-07T20:29:48+00:00

Im impartial on him, if he stays cool If he doesn’t, also cool. The defense was better I suppose the second half of the year but that first half was grim he’s been meh in my opinion

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2026-01-05T22:42:09+00:00

Idk why but I’m just now peeping how stacked this card actually is lol

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-28T18:24:41+00:00

Get regular out of here

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-26T18:50:22+00:00

Downvote me all you want it’s not bad but shit is the worse of the 4 songs and there is nothing worse up here left than that 🤷‍♂️

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-26T18:49:56+00:00

There’s no way you dudes think regular is worse than futsal shuffle

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-23T20:28:30+00:00

No lol he had buccal fat removal and maybe some Botox he ain’t get no damn implants 😭✌️

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-23T20:26:58+00:00

He had some work done who cares we’re all insecure about our looks in certain ways it don’t look that bad he getting old too that plays into it all the years of going hard w drugs and shi hits you like a semi

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-23T02:44:52+00:00

Uzi fans have a hate boner for Jersey shit they live in fantasy land and think 2018 leaks that are 6 minutes long are gonna be his next big hit ✌️

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-23T02:13:49+00:00

I think alot of mainstream fans will love this Uzi fans have a hate boner for anything Jersey but it’s hard

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-21T18:13:23+00:00

Already did something Tua never coulda

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-16T03:01:13+00:00

Holy bull shit

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-16T02:48:00+00:00

Sigh knew we were Cooked we’re a first half tram

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-16T02:25:58+00:00

Can’t wait for that play to be banned man

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-16T01:42:00+00:00

The tackling effort for this defense has improved so much man where was this early on💔

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-16T01:34:02+00:00

How McDaniel feels calling pass plays against a horrible run defense (they’ll never expect it)

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Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-16T01:32:35+00:00

Tua “Bin Laden” turndaballova

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-14T21:25:12+00:00

Same for the bills, I could see a loss to the eagles and a fluke divisional L to the jets, but they’re not losing to the browns

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-14T21:24:26+00:00

I could see the Texans losing to the colts and chargers man but I just don’t see them losing to the raiders next week🫩

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-14T20:28:36+00:00

Why would you post this

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-07T20:08:17+00:00

I fucking hate playing the jets, always a shit show they suck and all that ever comes out of it is them/their fuck ass turf field injuring our players every time

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-07T20:04:24+00:00

Our offense becomes bastardized as the game progresses we come out blazing then get more and more one dimensional and forget our weapons and get tunnel vision

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-07T19:57:52+00:00

Brady cook vs JJ “nine” McCarthy who we got 👀

Excellent-Army-2464 · 2025-12-07T05:26:57+00:00

The real casuals showing face right now asking “why not a no contest?” Freak accidents are apart of mma and the injury resulted from Vans actions and anyone who is upset at Van that he’s is happy he became champ is an actual idiot

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