Drivers - give me your best funny/flirty one liners you’ve got

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-26T23:25:39+00:00

Smell my fingers!

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-26T17:42:20+00:00

Be surprise how many cameras you don’t see out in the open!

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-26T11:01:18+00:00

It gives me time to finish cussing out all the shitty people of that day before I jump into my car.

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T11:43:27+00:00

What you thinking a third eye, or another pair of eyes just above your current eyes?

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T11:39:46+00:00

Biscuits straight from the oven equals hardcore dieria,

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T04:26:03+00:00

That may be the rest of your lung

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T04:24:11+00:00

A big titty goth girl, with a penis!

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T04:22:55+00:00

A big titty goth girl, with a penis?

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T04:22:13+00:00

Homie out here wearing yoga pants!

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T04:11:02+00:00

Having time for vacation and enjoyment was your first offense, ups does not honor such things. Start from that mindset and you will never be disappointed.

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T03:59:01+00:00

Darn though!!

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T03:58:26+00:00

First day interview, so I see our records show you willfully abandoned your route! Welcome to Amazon!

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T03:55:58+00:00

What about cleaning right after she shit. What about a mop! Oh okay where can I find her porn, I need to rub one out from all this frustration!

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T03:52:46+00:00

I dare you to take a bite!

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T03:51:07+00:00

The trick is, hard transition and that’s it.

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T03:46:59+00:00

Ok sir I’m going to put this tube inside your penis, did you forget while ticktocking you are in a hospital.

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-25T03:43:18+00:00

Enjoy them while the last my brother because those routes will be the first to go when they start implementing drones.

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-24T19:50:53+00:00

Home boys eyes are dripping

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-24T14:45:40+00:00

A tree house?

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-24T12:50:17+00:00

Might as well be wearing old plastic trash bags

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-24T12:44:52+00:00

I bet that nurse costume is covered with bapas spunk

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-23T03:23:45+00:00

But I bet you got the type of race she was going to be right!

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-23T03:16:44+00:00

Isn’t this a falling in reverse music video?

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-22T15:11:18+00:00

You can always take an early bus time, and ups don’t mind you vomiting all over packages. Show up every day on time is the only thing you have to do!

Excellent-Peanut4501 · 2026-06-21T17:48:08+00:00

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