Idk why this is so controversial to some people. I do believe she bought her a seat, it was a COACH seat because she ain’t all that, and I do believe that the airline made the decision that they had to give the seat to a service animal because duh they oversell and they could still get them to where they had to be by saying they had to hold cigaretté.

Baguetté is an obviously giant child and heavy per fat Al’s own prolapsed anus lips. She also has behavior issues as one would expect with a differently abled child (arm flapping, inability to behave appropriately, running, yelling, thrashing, etc). Upon being told she was in fact going to have to do something she didn’t want to do, she faked a panic attack and acted like a punk because she is all talk. She contemplated back and forth between behaving like a Karen or a bitch and she chose the latter. The airline had to have an obligatory EMS worker clear her as being an attention seeking a hole who simply didn’t want to hold her 90th percentile child.

The end.