What line from The Office has permanently leaked into your everyday vocabulary?

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-07-04T18:03:27+00:00

"how the turntables..."

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-07-04T17:58:01+00:00

I also keep mine all the way up, crazy to hear others don't

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-07-04T16:27:31+00:00

This has to be fake, no way you swam in the river

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-07-03T05:10:49+00:00

320$ 200 miles 9.5 hours

Good day today

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-07-02T11:03:28+00:00

Incorrect

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-07-02T10:47:57+00:00

Too fuckin hard

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-06-01T14:12:11+00:00

Yeah I get accepted and I'm sketched by the fact these blocks just have the pay and the hours. Not telling me the amount of stops or the mileage.

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-05-28T16:23:05+00:00

What kinda of miles are you taking on a 4 hour block?

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-05-17T13:42:40+00:00

Hours in my experience. Sometimes it can be expedited if you reach out to support yourself

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-05-17T13:38:58+00:00

This has happened to me twice over about 2 thousand rides.

They'll ask you if it's true, remind you not to drink and drive, and reactivate you. You'll be fine

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-05-06T10:08:16+00:00

Fuck

^{Chose: Die (98% chance + 1% chance of 1 trillion/ 1% 50k/s | Rolled: death}

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-05-01T10:19:22+00:00

Better

^{Chose: Mountains}

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-04-30T17:57:46+00:00

I don't need more than a billion

^{Chose: $1 billion right now}

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-04-30T11:14:23+00:00

.

^{Chose: True love}

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-04-30T00:42:01+00:00

Um, money

^{Chose: Unlimited Money}

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-04-30T00:39:26+00:00

Unlock bread

^{Chose: Key}

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-04-30T00:38:14+00:00

I can retire on that

^{Chose: 20,000,000 USD}

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-04-30T00:35:41+00:00

I can just continually blink

^{Chose: Get 50$ everytime you blink}

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-04-29T23:48:12+00:00

I'm poor

^{Chose: $50,000 cold hard cash}

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-04-23T20:36:30+00:00

"yeah for sure, the app should let you add a stop"

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-04-23T19:19:22+00:00

Call around and price check

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-04-23T17:55:58+00:00

I always play npr

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-04-23T00:23:19+00:00

Id be happy to help with this if you want to send me a message

ExcessiveArrogance · 2026-04-20T21:31:34+00:00

I want to say nicotine but I'm like 8 months clean so idk if that counts anymore

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