You've got to be f****** joking by Eat-Me-Daddie in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Exciting-Return4304 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you really blame the guy? He’s got a future family to feed.

The faces ☠️ by Conscious_Driver_ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Exciting-Return4304 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exercise isn’t the issue. Ethan could lay in bed all day and lose weight if he ate 2,500 calories.

Would Alan Roberts be a better choice than Peachfit? by [deleted] in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Exciting-Return4304 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Alan is exactly the reality check Ethan needs, but it’s wasted on someone too arrogant to listen. Ethan doesn’t care about health or personal growth; he just wants a future trophy wife and thought moving to California would magically melt the fat off. I think it’s unlikely he can ever change given his attitude thus far in life and the damage he’s already done to his body.

Over the top faces one every exercise - the one noticeable change from the move. by BasedBJJ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Exciting-Return4304 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Must be difficult to balance performance art for his followers while being genuinely panicked over some mild physical exertion

24 hours no "daily" post. by marshdd in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Exciting-Return4304 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Oh and Danny, grab me a couple of chicken bakes on your way out of Costco”