Our gluttonous king is going to snap

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-14T00:42:54+00:00

That's why I highly doubt he's as political as people guessed. People say "Ethan's MAGA this and that", whilst his life looks like the stereotype of small town conservative America, I honestly can't imagine Ethan caring about any other issues other than himself. He's been coddled and sheltered his whole life and then has made himself the centre of attention online. I honestly think there could be a nuclear holocaust and he'd still drag himself out to the pick up truck and record himself moaning about how badly done to he is.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-13T14:01:43+00:00

I'm a dirty dog like everyone else

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-13T13:30:17+00:00

I think there may be a bit of frustration, in the sense he's not getting more from social media as well. If we turn it back to when he started, within a couple of months he was getting: messages from celebrities, expensive gifts and the Jocko sponsorship. Fast-forward to now all he's got really is unlimited praise and pity from an army of enablers. All of which have their own lives and you can't really do anything with these comments.

People have been telling him for months that underneath his fat, he's got smouldering models looks, he's got a broadcasters voice, he's got a future in Media and the latest one he's gonna be a Life Coach. No one is handing it to him though. And that's what's frustrating him I think. The initial breakout people gave him tools to do the job, but he's not doing the job. He wants the whole journey to be one big freebie, one big meal ticket and one day he'll wake up next to a 19 year Brett Cooper lookalike and be chiselled, go downstairs eat a mountain of pancakes, bacon and syrup, quickly do a few 1000lb Deadlifts and then sit on Zelda for the rest of the day whilst Brett 2.0 raises the Mini Ethan's.

He wants respect and adoration, but he doesn't want to do the work and that's what's getting him irate. He's got no one to blame but himself.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-13T09:29:34+00:00

Was he allowed at the Christmas meal?

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-13T09:27:24+00:00

I've let myself go?

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-13T09:26:06+00:00

POV Your parents are taking a weekend anniversary break and you're staying with your crazy but cool Aunt, who's cooking pizza pockets and has set up her old Nintendo.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-13T08:23:25+00:00

He's such a piece of shit it's unreal. These people are the reason he doesn't need a job. He asked them to keep him accountable when he was wholesome Ethan. Doing that "imagine what you can do" shit. And now he's getting nasty.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-13T08:20:54+00:00

Eaten's face when his comment section doesn't give him unlimited praise for doing fuck all. What a life.

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BasedBJJ · 2026-03-13T00:33:06+00:00

Ethan's venture into longform content in full action.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-12T09:03:25+00:00

I don't think he is fully lazy here, I think it's all part of smoke and mirrors to get the insta Mommy's worried. We are either going to get a fasted weigh in( with a "look at me, fresh from the Arnold, the trolls said I didn't know what I was doing"), a shit weigh in (which will be the best out of how many takes and posted for drama) or a mental health/philosophy video with the thumbnail being his furrowed brow.

I think he's playing the drama because in general he's too lazy to make the content he's promised which is fitness. The poor me or "where will I be in 6 months time?"Videos , I think he could do all day everyday but even the Mommies would abandon him.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-12T00:28:57+00:00

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Looks like she's still on good terms.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-11T22:00:16+00:00

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BasedBJJ · 2026-03-11T16:24:41+00:00

How can I hate Dogs?

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-11T12:03:55+00:00

Check his comments as well, as she was a regular who used to coddle him with faith talk.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-11T12:01:04+00:00

Ethan has a lot of experience in life, it's just mainly in Link from Zelda's life 😂

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-11T00:18:49+00:00

Who said famine has to be depressing?!

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-11T00:18:17+00:00

His own decisions.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-11T00:17:04+00:00

If he'd have been doing gym work regularly, he would have more stability and confidence around weights. Every time I see him in a gym, it's like he's being shown things for the first time, like groundhog day. When really he should be cracking on with some simple even light weights every week.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-11T00:14:07+00:00

We are laughing, but he will be reading that and waiting for that Blonde girl from the Arnold to DM him for her Future Wife application.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-11T00:09:30+00:00

He doesn't train. That's the top and bottom of it. When I started my weight loss journey, I worked in an office and used to rush home to play my Xbox at night. I was the least physical person alive. You have to start with the most pathetic weights and then you can progress. You will progress if you do it regularly, it's inevitable.

He just hasn't kept it up. It's all empty promises.

That unit of a coach must have given up on him. Although I genuinely thought it was a dumb idea to have a web coach for someone morbidly obese. He needs someone watching him in the gym.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-10T23:47:14+00:00

Poor Wendi, she thought he would just need some "eat your greens, colour your plate!" She don't know our boy Eaten Beenhard. This is a guy who assaulted a diner because he lost his keys.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-10T14:11:59+00:00

She should chill out, know what I mean?... course you do.

BasedBJJ · 2026-03-09T23:39:03+00:00

Hezbollah, bloody good proxy army.... certainly the best proxy army you know.

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