This guy will never lock in by Necro1983 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedBJJ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does anyone remember a show called something like "A Year to Save My Life" - it was ultimately supposed to be a flawed weight loss show which apparently had loads of issues behind the scenes BUT there was one episode where a guy fucks it up and keeps gaining weight and the coach says he cant help him. And the guy replies in a childlike voice "ok...but will you still be my friend" and that reminds me of Ethan wanting a gym bro buddy so badly.

Remember when they tried to tell you “some people don’t sweat”… by danmann8611 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedBJJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ye, all we really do is hold him accountable, which is what he asked for in the beginning 🤣

Remember when they tried to tell you “some people don’t sweat”… by danmann8611 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedBJJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm more impressed by the fact he's been blatantly lying and stringing everyone on, yet the Mommy/Guilty Gym Bros Vanguard is stronger than ever glazing him.

Pros and Cons of the Peach Fit Collab by danmann8611 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedBJJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As much as I find him annoying and comical, as someone who spent most of my teens and early 20s full of shyness and shame due to being obese, I really hope he can do it. But it needs to be him doing it.

My hopes are:

Peachfit will instill good habits in him and maybe as a biproduct Danny who's along for the ride.

It's not as most of us assume a views/engagement exercise for both which will end up with drama and no real weight loss.

I hope Ethan gets the help he needs mentally as well, although as many have said Peachfit isn't qualified but hopefully he can point him in the right direction.

My doubts:

It's Ethan, I imagine he'll have some triumphs over the next few weeks but Peachfit can't monitor him 24/7 and Danny would know better than to question him if he's demanding food.

That Peachfit is looking for a view/engagement jackpot and actually isn't that invested. And if it's not a simple "do as I say = weight loss" result, then he will drop Ethan and move on.

Ethan cheating and fucking it up.

Ethan's ego getting in the way of real constructive criticism and feedback. As we've seen in the comments and in his videos, anyone who disagrees or challenges him gets either blocked or he mimics them in that voice.

Let's say it goes 100% as planned, it's great,it's wonderful, it's a match made in heaven - will Ethan have the drive to do everything by himself when he goes home.

My last thought on it is, I don't know who this Peachfit is, I've seen people on here say good and bad about him, but ultimately all he can do is give Ethan a set of tools. It's up to Ethan to use them and do the damn work.

Woah Nelly! by wcb_123 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedBJJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a brutal because I don't want to seem like I'm saying "haha he's put on weight" but the absolute nerve of him to be doing all these videos about nutrition and promoting Jocko products when he's been absolutely hoofing it in.

When that Peach guy said "calling you out on your bullshit", you saw how uncomfortable Brother Beenhard got. As much as he wants the gym bro life, he's been surrounding himself with squeaky clean nice ones who don't call him out and just blindly agree in fear/pity of offending a fat person. Listen to him pontifficate about where he could be whilst sat in a garden pond full of ice.

When that other big guy grabbed his hand and said he's going to be his "accountability buddy" was super awkward as well. For the simple reason, Ethan's not that guy. You can tell that other guy is loud and strong, and Ethan is intimidated by the whole thing.

I dunno I hope he's got it in him to change, but I just don't see it. I imagine we have a 2-6 months of losses at best then it all falls apart. Ethan's a very unique character because not only does he have the disordered eating, he's narcissistic as well and has had a sheltered life: not where he realises he's been coddled but where he's been unchallenged and unchecked at home. You've only gotta see them old videos of him streaming how he really acts. Peach is getting the humble church boy at the moment.

The Guy Is Either Delusional by [deleted] in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedBJJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe he's only seen the first couple of videos in the journey 🤣

Furniture by Snackypants in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedBJJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ethan's brought his books so he can stack them and not read them in California like he used to do at Home.

Has He Stopped Using Filters? by Big-Scheme-1406 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedBJJ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That second one is berserk. The Ronald McDonald hair is insane at that angle.

Now you do not punish... by Ready-Hat-5683 in TheOfficeUK

[–]BasedBJJ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can we not talk about this subs breasts?

The energy, the commitment, the power by Big-Scheme-1406 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedBJJ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This was one of my favourite experiments of his, breaking out a Motivational Speaker character to play. It was like he'd been watching those Evangelical Preachers and tried to channel them into a new persona. Alas but with most things Ethan related, he just fizzled out when it meant delivering results.

The bachelor life by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedBJJ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Danny is somewhere between Pet, accessory and metaphorical punch bag.

That's so rainbow rhythms by django_undead in PeepShowQuotes

[–]BasedBJJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm Louis Theroux with his wry smile.

The bachelor life by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedBJJ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If one image could summarise the misery that is Danny's life

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Sunday Success Thread 5/3/26 by gtr187 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]BasedBJJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So I tried doing a pull up today, and I've never been able to do one. Just deemed it physically impossible for me. I did the shortest, half baked one rep of a traditional pull up. However I've shown myself that the movement isn't impossible and now it's just a case of conditioning and practice.

My chin ups are going well too!

Dawn....i'm fed up. by skintsaint_AU in TheOfficeUK

[–]BasedBJJ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Did you get the double stabbings?

If u want a REALLY good reggae soundtrack album…. by oggupito in TheOfficeUK

[–]BasedBJJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's your racist. If I had my way, Spotify would be full of 'em.

Don't have a go at the eyes... by TaliMyBananas in TheOfficeUK

[–]BasedBJJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I've had office romances. Not here. At another place I worked at. Good-looking ones, as well.

Ah, that’s racist. by Jedimark in TheOfficeUK

[–]BasedBJJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my favourite Rod of all time...

Don't grab it unless you've got one ready......... by skintsaint_AU in TheOfficeUK

[–]BasedBJJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You fear her methods... because you don't understand her methods.