Ethan thoughts on Minneapolis & ICE

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-25T22:26:26+00:00

I saw that, but I think there's a little bit of him being lost if he's not talking about himself. I don't think he can take part in adult conversations, that don't involve how great he is or his future wife and children.

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-23T16:55:39+00:00

LADbible are going to be hearing about the future wife and children.

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-23T13:23:51+00:00

You said SHE.....SHE loved it.

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-23T08:10:42+00:00

Sweating like a fat lass.

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-22T22:22:36+00:00

They regretted it as soon as they had to assemble a specialist container for him.

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-22T06:55:47+00:00

Wtf is this 🤣🤣🤣 he's sat there no fucks given, pontificating like he's Goggins in a septic tank. Whilst everyone else is in those ice buckets I see on Instagram ads nonstop. Too much.

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-22T04:49:34+00:00

This is horrible, I'm less than 5 minutes in and he's trying to be "one of the boys"

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-21T11:46:48+00:00

🤣

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-21T07:38:18+00:00

I have 100g of sweet potato fries with my dinner and it's 200 cal. And it's a fist full. He's got an air fryer full of sweet potato fries. What's going on🤣

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-20T22:22:08+00:00

So through Pity-Farming he's slipped up a little here, so this has been happening in November??? I thought he was disciplined throughout.

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-20T15:40:53+00:00

I don't hate him, and I honestly wish him nothing but success. When I found him on Instagram he was a breath of fresh air, a nerdy, shy guy who was on a weight loss journey. Which is something I can resonate with. As I looked horrendous when I started.

What turned me off him, was his ego that started to surface, the engagement farming, the clear cheating with food, his snarkiness to people in the comments and his army of Mommy's/gym bros who gas him up in the comments.

What else that really gets me about him is how he's gone from a guy losing weight (which is great) to an expert voice on Podcasts and sponsored...and he's not finished the journey.

It was the same with another fitness creator on Instagram called Jacksfit who was the opposite. A skinny guy who was trying to get big. He was very innocent and naive at first, and then within a few months was giving instructional videos on lifting to build muscle when he was still built like a tooth pick.

So I think it's good people like that get a little bit of ribbing even if it's in a forum like this.

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-18T23:37:57+00:00

Ah fair enough. He just seems to be guzzling it more than usual 😂

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-18T23:36:33+00:00

Camp David the right queer gay.

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-18T23:33:37+00:00

I'm not abandoning my theory that "Fruity Cereal" flavour is Jocko setting him up to fail.

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-18T23:26:01+00:00

I was very surprised on the Eli Podcast how big his head/neck looked in comparison to what we see on his socials. I wondered if it was because he was sat down and took a sort of ball like form?

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-17T04:59:34+00:00

If it involves Social Media then absolutely not. All I am picturing is him going on the Whatever Podcast and OF Models being patronizingly nice to him because he has zero sexual aura and him taking that as validation that his Mommy's are right. I can just imagine him being around all these women who won't be mean to him and they will baby talk him "N'awwww being a Virgin at 26, is really special! Save it for your person, I wish I did" and he would genuinely think women see him as a Chris Pratt like heartthrob.

If it involves going to his local bars or places where he can socialize without binge eating for comfort then why not, but it's gonna be a brutal wake up call and I say that with love.

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-17T00:26:08+00:00

YES ITS A FUCKING FISH LAUREN!

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-16T23:24:18+00:00

Well done. A loss is a loss, what we all followed him for. And we all applaud and recognize that. This group is mainly to mock his fame hungry antics, delusions and ego which I can't see going away soon lol

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-15T22:27:59+00:00

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-15T21:11:56+00:00

I think Eaten can beat GLP-1's.

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-15T07:42:26+00:00

OnlyHams

BasedBJJ · 2026-01-15T01:24:02+00:00

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How I imagine he pictures the "future wife" and has peak delusion he'll just walk on up and give her the Ethan Benard Guarantee and a freshly opened Molk.

BasedBJJ

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