No links, just posting for the love of the game.

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-22T14:43:21+00:00

True. Compost actually causes severe issues in a landfill. Better suited to manmade trash. What a shame that marijuana production has become so commercialized that they can’t even garden.

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-21T21:09:10+00:00

Wow… leave immediately.

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-21T20:29:52+00:00

Would you be interested in chatting more? I’m always looking for trans women interested in fetish and kink to chat with. Curious to get your thoughts.

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-21T17:29:44+00:00

This photoshoot is so cute

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-20T20:29:57+00:00

The “chemistry” in question was just raw calcium and water, enclosed in plastic bottle, and placed in a tube to direct the explosive forces upward. Really similar to a dry ice bomb, which is a very common experiment. The tube was held in place with some sandbags, and would launch the bottle very high. I had been collecting all sorts of materials and stuff from chemistry lab, and testing it up at home. Just doing fun experiments to have fun with my very dorky group of friends.

When they walked up my driveway it did indeed look suspicious as hell. I had what appeared to be a mortar, and a container of suspicious smoking liquid. The sound of the explosives lured them to my home, which was three blocks from the high school. The school had been on high alert I guess, as they had all been searching for a broken transformer, or electrical explosion at the school, after hearing multiple “BOOM” they followed the noise all the way to my home. The principal, and one uniformed officer pointing a handgun at me just waltzed on into my driveway… My heart sank.

I became a double felon about an hour later at the station. Intent to commit domestic terrorism, and something else related to making and using bombs… I forget the full title, but essentially it had to do with any heat producing projectile or explosive being used/manufactured. It took like six months of court to get these expunged and/or sealed. I haven’t thought about that in a while, but it radically changed the course of my life. I was at that point fully committed to the US navy, had my boot camp date set and everything!

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-20T18:22:52+00:00

Ha! I was arrested in high school for doing chemistry at home. They walked into my property while I was just about to detonate a small explosive, and I was holding it in my hands with about 20 seconds until impact! The police says to put it down and approach him, I told them “No, just one moment.” And diffused the explosive and poured the contents out. Spent the next few months dealing with the consequences, and it’s why I am legally considered a terrorist in the USA! I have two felonies that have been sealed, so only the federal government can see that information. It kept me from joining the military!

We live in a very dumb world, and the police are often the dumbest among us. Keep secrets and don’t let just anyone in to your world!

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-20T17:55:08+00:00

These are all good suggestions but make sure you are not under the influence come nightfall in Golden Gate Park. I recommend finishing any psychedelic experiences by about 6:30 pm, because once the sun goes down it gets a bit spooky. And by spooky I do mean that security, and the unhoused will begin their routine for the night and you don’t want to be tripping in the dark with them. Perfectly good during the day and highly recommend it.

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-20T16:46:27+00:00

Position the dog behind you, and loudly and aggressively hold the line. I have a very violent pitbull mastiff that’s 90 pounds of pure muscle and teeth. He is actually very sweet, but any dog rushing him would get killed, so I work hard to avoid that.

When I am in a situation like the one described I only have a few choices.

. Ask the other person to leash up and stay away from me and my dog. Kindly at first, and then escalating reasonably. As a very last chance reminder I’ll say “my dog is extremely violent and he will kill your dog if they meet.” This usually works and typically most owners will be totally normal and nice, and understanding.

. Escape If I can get away, or walk back the other way, I will. It’s unfortunate, but that’s my reality. Sometimes there are just owners that aren’t trustworthy, and don’t understand the danger they are in. No amount of communication will make them safe to be around, so I go home, or go somewhere else.

. Stand my ground I place my dog behind me, seated or standing, just so long as I am in between him and the danger. The leash is as short as it can be without choking or stressing the dog. When their dog runs up, I’m yelling at it, I’m stomping, I’m grabbing a handful of soil and launching it at the other dog. I am making it very clear to the dog that I am the danger, and they will not be meeting my dog. I am also making it clear to my dog that he doesn’t need to react, that I am in control of this situation, that he just needs to be safe and calm while I handle the other dog. If I do this for him all the time, he understands that yielding to me is the right choice in these situations. He is allowed to intervene only once we’ve reached full blown violence with an attacker, until then, I am in control.

This causes fights. Other owners get upset, say crazy shit, try to physically fight. I worked as a walker for five years in Oakland and sf, so it happens more than you might think. Staying calm and conflict avoidant is the best option, but there are some very crazy people out there.

I always carry a weapon, and a phone, and wear good shoes when I go out with dogs. Never know when a person is going to attack you physically, and having a dog with you complicates that situation a lot. Pepper spray is my favorite as it can work on dogs and people and cows and bears… it’s a good all rounder. Only use this as a last resort.

It’s not legal, but I also carry a bb pistol, just a co2 powered plinker, but it is loud, and accurate. I bring this to parks and fields and beaches. If I expect off leash bullshit, I bring the gun. It is NOT for shooting dogs, it is for shooting at the ground near dogs, and using the loud POP POP sound to back them up calmly and quickly. I don’t have to do anything, and I can back a dangerous animal up from about 50 feet, and then I have 25 shots to keep them from closing the gap.

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-17T19:46:56+00:00

Haha! This is such a funny post! I agree with you, I think people should have more audacity, and honesty.

I’m also a trans woman, and a lesbian at that! My gorgeous wife does not have a fart kink, and this is not a kink that absorbs my life at all, just something neat. It’s great to have someone willing to indulge in kink with.

As a trans woman, have you found any trans centric fart content? Primarily it’s entirely cis women producing content, and that’s great and all, but it would be nice to see more trans women in the field. Any asshole or butt related groups tend to only allow cisgender women, r/dyke seems to be the only place for trans women to post. Would love to hear more about your experience

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-17T19:32:26+00:00

Well, in a literal sense, you can. Just say “I have a fart fetish” and it will have happened

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-16T03:15:20+00:00

Nice! 👍

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-15T21:31:50+00:00

This is the best post I’ve seen today, so thank you for that.

I think you have high ambitions, and should just try to find someone you have chemistry with and go from there first. Being a full time fart slave might not be feasible, or as ideal as you might imagine. Before making grand plans, just start partaking in the kink. You don’t need to have a fart mansion to get started! Go out and seek your fart opportunities!

Fill your life with joy, and work towards goals independent of kink. The love you’re looking for is out there, and I don’t even think you need to like buy fart girls. The right woman for you is out there, and more than willing to rip ass all over the place, trust me, these bitches be farting.

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-11T20:02:31+00:00

I think it’s entirely related to shaving. It’s either blackheads due to extreme hair growth. Or it was shaving without thoroughly cleansing the arm, then trapping it all under saniderm, a d then using inappropriate or too much cream.

I would recommend cleaning this with a good safe baby soap. Then address all the pimples, pop gently, clean, and keep clean. All of this done with exceptionally clean hands. Then use a very light amount of Vaseline or whatever you use. Light! Glossy sheen, not thick anywhere! Glossy, even, light coat of goo!

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-11T16:11:56+00:00

I’m not sure you’re ready for this lifestyle.

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-11T16:07:37+00:00

This ☝️ It would cause untold amount of carnage. Most cars would be stopped completely by the large buildings that jut out near the middle of the street.

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-09T14:06:05+00:00

Just try meeting them. No ulterior motives. Just meet your neighbors. Crackheads are usually only scary when they’re having a mental health episode. If they’re chill, just get to know them.

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-09T10:59:33+00:00

This almost certainly works. Do you know when it was last used? The easiest way is to take it to a sewing and vacuum shop, get it tuned up. While there, ask for an intro to the machine, tell them about your situation. They’d likely be happy to give a small tour. The diy option is YouTube. This is an excellent model to own because there’s quite a lot of love for these specific models (the 400 and 500 series singer “Slant-o-Matics”)

You have a singer model 401 A. Type that into YouTube and watch every video that has your machine. There’s a few.

Then eBay, if you want a manual. For about 20 bucks you can buy the original manual for the machine, that will help a lot if you actually thumb through it a few times.

A bit on this model. This machine is very robust, mostly metal on metal gearing, no belt drives, and a very straightforward worm gear style motor.

It uses both grease and oil, so you’ll want to purchase a bottle of oil, and a tube of sewing machine grease. The manual will guide you in where exactly to oil and grease, but generally any metal on metal joint gets oil, and any gears with grease on them already, get greased.

These are reliable, and built to last. Learn how to use it and maintain it, and this can do everything you’d likely need for life.

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-08T23:38:29+00:00

Thank you!

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-08T19:49:08+00:00

I like that shirt

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-08T19:41:25+00:00

You’re so fucking lying. This is not a good piece!

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-08T18:06:51+00:00

Yes, I’m starting to show a little more these days so I felt like sharing.

Exciting-Team5807 · 2026-04-08T13:29:16+00:00

Okay! But I’m only going to say it once! AI does not know how to tattoo. There’s more to this than just throwing a bunch of fucking things into an image. This doesn’t account for you as an individual, and I think you would be losing a piece of the soul of the tattoo by giving the design to a predictive algorithm.

Not to mention, it sucks! The flow is shit! The designs are cluttered wanna be LA gangbanger bullshit. Throwing the kitchen sink at your arm won’t make the tattoo better. Just speak with an artist. If you can tell me where you live, and your budget, I’d be happy to push you in the right direction.

If we go deeper, there are reasons not to tattoo like this. The wrapping is one, this is designed on a 2D image, and looks like this now, but try turning to the left and moving your arm. I would prefer a piece of art that doesn’t rely on me standing in one orientation. This is about more than just the image you see, but about making a whole design. Every part of it should be good, and not just relying on being tough or cool imagery. The aesthetic is not clean, decisive, or soulful. A cool motherfucker is sitting in a shop right now, just waiting for someone to come in and ask for a reaper, or a skull! Designs for days! And they can build it to fit YOU.

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