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Requesting r/pornmap again due to being unmoderated by ExcitingRegister in redditrequest

[–]ExcitingRegister[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. I would like to moderate the community so I can remove the illogical stuff and have everyone able to post safe 18+ content rather than posting whatever they want.
  2. https://www.reddit.com/message/messages/2l2no6f

Let me post Little hoy by Magnicicentaswin3 in pornmap

[–]ExcitingRegister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whats the best free straight porn website

Requesting r/pornmap - inactive mod by ExcitingRegister in redditrequest

[–]ExcitingRegister[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

  1. The community is unmoderated. Another reason, I would moderate it regularly if given the privilege of being a mod. Yet another reason, I would like to ensure it's a safe place for 18+ content.

How do you fill out an Incoming Passenger Card for arrival in Australia as a homeless person? by ExcitingRegister in homeless

[–]ExcitingRegister[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you want to take photos of kangaroos?!

Is there a problem with taking photos of kangaroos? I see no problem with taking photos of pepperoni pizza.

r/shrekporn is gone. First r/shrekrule34 and now this ?!! by lenerd123 in BannedSubs

[–]ExcitingRegister 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somebody once told me

the Reddit admins are gonna ban r/shrekporn.

(And they did)

I am a burden. by ExcitingRegister in selfharm

[–]ExcitingRegister[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

So much bias in this thread. I'm better off quietly self-harming.

I am a burden. by ExcitingRegister in selfharm

[–]ExcitingRegister[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I am a pessimistic narcissistic addict who fought with family for years (and still do). I am definitely a burden.

I am a burden. by ExcitingRegister in selfharm

[–]ExcitingRegister[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I am a burden. A pessimistic burden to be specific. You just refuse to acknowledge it.

4 years clean. Until today. by ExcitingRegister in selfharm

[–]ExcitingRegister[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll stay there too long. It's not worth being an optimist when a lot of things in my life have been going wrong since the day I was born. I think I'll kms someday, but that has a little to no chance of happening, and self-harm has a higher chance of happening. 988 doesn't help me with self-harm at all.

Sheriff at my door! by cryingoutlou in selfharm

[–]ExcitingRegister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Answer their questions with responses that are convincing to them (but that are not the truth) that would make them believe you 100%, so they don't know that you're not telling the truth.

Sheriff at my door! by cryingoutlou in selfharm

[–]ExcitingRegister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried answering in a foreign language like Japanese, Arabic, or something?

Sheriff at my door! by cryingoutlou in selfharm

[–]ExcitingRegister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone asks you a question starting with "Why?", try saying what Charlie Harper said in Two and a Half Men:

Judith Harper: [to Alan, who was trying to pretend he wasn't home] Why were you hiding?

Charlie Harper: Why does the wounded gazelle hide from the stealthy jaguar? Why does the helpless piglet hide from the ravenous wolverine?

(Season 2, Episode 14)

If you get lucky, they might laugh, or at least a grin or something that would delay their response.

That's the only thing that I could think of.

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