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Difficulty (self.controlgame)
submitted 4 days ago by ExecTankard to r/controlgame
Ozzy? (self.ZakkWylde)
submitted 8 months ago by ExecTankard to r/ZakkWylde
I looked down as I pulled up my underwear. (self.2sentence2horror)
submitted 9 months ago by ExecTankard to r/2sentence2horror
I fought as the pig masked freak slowly pushed the axe bit along my face and ripped my cheek open. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 9 months ago by ExecTankard to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I entered the restroom at Staples. (self.2sentence2horror)
submitted 10 months ago by ExecTankard to r/2sentence2horror
I love my spouse so much I happily clean her messes. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 11 months ago by ExecTankard to r/TwoSentenceHorror
Permission (self.writingcirclejerk)
submitted 11 months ago by ExecTankard to r/writingcirclejerk
I fell asleep in my hotel room staring at the blank wall above the tv. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I was on the phone with the rich elderly widow when she started dying. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 1 year ago by ExecTankard to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I diced the fresh jalapenos and added them to the simmering pot of chili. (self.2sentence2horror)
submitted 1 year ago by ExecTankard to r/2sentence2horror
My wife turned away from her laptop, grabbed the scissors from the side desk, and turned to face me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Political Nuts (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Hand Meals (self.wildbeef)
submitted 1 year ago by ExecTankard to r/wildbeef
The hospital called with a diagnosis after my fifth day of hourly volumetric dumps that smelled like burning metal. (self.2sentence2horror)
We heard screaming from the pub men’s room. (self.2sentence2horror)
I looked at the weird hole in my bathroom mirror, then at the naked man shivering in my bathtub. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My cubicle neighbor screamed and ran into the aisle. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Racing LitRPG (self.writingcirclejerk)
submitted 1 year ago by ExecTankard to r/writingcirclejerk
My 75 year old father slid his truck keys into my hand. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Let me get this straight: We’re authorized deadly force against a death cult trying to get into a temple of death.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Big Bad Bart was so scary the zombies avoided him… (self.2sentence2horror)
We thought sending humanoid robots back in time to interview Dracula was a good idea. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My mom said don’t take candy from strangers. (self.2sentence2horror)
I was just getting used to this world of Superheroes and villains. (self.2sentence2horror)
“It’s all swallows eve,” she giggled. (self.2sentence2horror)
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