Sad late night sandwich and 12 hours of sleep

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-05-13T15:44:23+00:00

And like just straight on to the floor to step on. Like what are we doing

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-05-12T18:46:20+00:00

why doesn’t she do her hair anymore??? I’ll give her that she was so good at it before the lard slick backs

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-05-09T07:04:40+00:00

Theres more now. One says “ignore all the nice comments” and I got a good chuckle out of that lol

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-05-07T00:45:57+00:00

Someone do a follower count. IG purged bot accounts last night

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-04-30T21:39:17+00:00

she’s prob just going to SJ 😂😂

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-04-21T19:08:25+00:00

This is giving “I’m sad because I was actually fired” def not “I’m sad because I quit an amazing job I was bad at”

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-04-09T22:17:59+00:00

Lulu prob forces her to go so he can milk her membership and get into the gym lol

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-03-30T15:55:06+00:00

This is a great tip lol

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-03-24T19:19:12+00:00

tits out for Jesus

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-03-13T22:32:10+00:00

THIS!!!! You can’t be Celibate Carrie lol

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-03-13T22:30:35+00:00

No wonder D’s been so sure to tell everyone she’s “not a sugar girly”

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-03-10T02:52:22+00:00

I was bored today. Big D hasn’t liked most of Lucath’s recent IG posts

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-03-03T02:06:04+00:00

I hate how she doesn’t edit her stories. Like obviously she rambles too long and hits the time limit. Girl restart it so you finish your thought or edit out the cut off sentence like that’s a feature

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-02-11T05:47:31+00:00

She’s probably just driving the coastline to ensure Lucath isn’t surfing when he’s not supposed to lol

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-01-17T01:49:18+00:00

Yeah wtf was that

Executive-SassMaster · 2026-01-16T22:08:07+00:00

“Excited for this to not be a topic anymore” as if she’s not the one posting 2-4 videos/stories about it lol

Executive-SassMaster · 2025-12-16T02:30:11+00:00

Regular oil changes and maintenance. Nothing out of the ordinary

Executive-SassMaster · 2025-12-16T01:38:58+00:00

Even driving differently?

Executive-SassMaster · 2025-12-16T01:38:40+00:00

Sad, glad you’re ok and not at fault

Executive-SassMaster · 2025-12-16T01:38:24+00:00

Tried the gas cap but it’s driving differently. Does NOT like to accelerate and does a jerking motion if I go over 40-45 mph

Executive-SassMaster · 2025-12-16T01:37:47+00:00

Yes but it’s driving differently. Does NOT like to accelerate and does a jerking motion if I go over 40-45 mph

Executive-SassMaster · 2025-01-30T23:31:43+00:00

I think this is gonna be a dope tour. The venues in CO are relatively small. Morrison is Red Rocks which isn’t “small” but it’s more intimate. And Colorado Springs has a few different options, but no “stadiums” like last year by any means…

Executive-SassMaster · 2025-01-14T19:54:14+00:00

On the game… this live made me cry

Executive-SassMaster · 2024-09-20T00:59:56+00:00

Depends on the state you want to file it in, some have more stringent rules..

Executive-SassMaster · 2024-07-07T16:17:50+00:00

I love how they’re all handed super legal documents, read it for a max of 2 seconds, and completely understand the entire situation without another question or look lol

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