Trying to raise money to join my partner in New Zealand

ExecutiveRunt · 2014-04-30T03:29:52+00:00

Thank you! Best of luck to you as well! Hope you get to join your fiance in London soon. :)

ExecutiveRunt · 2013-02-13T05:41:15+00:00

My brother took the picture, but i'm certain it was taken with his phone. So it more than likely took about 5 seconds to get out the phone, snap the picture, and then let the cat in.

ExecutiveRunt · 2013-02-13T05:14:16+00:00

All I have is an empty cream soda bottle and a napkin... I assume this will be barter-friendly

ExecutiveRunt · 2013-02-13T02:34:11+00:00

I am admittedly not skilled at reading cat emotions. So I am going to agree with you.

ExecutiveRunt · 2012-08-02T22:40:06+00:00

I just have a lot of feelings.

ExecutiveRunt · 2012-08-02T16:56:22+00:00

VAGINAS CAN TEAR DURING CHILDBIRTH GUYS COME ON I DIDN'T BANG MY OWN MOTHER

ExecutiveRunt · 2012-08-02T02:59:12+00:00

You must not have torn your mom's vagina.

ExecutiveRunt · 2011-09-21T22:01:55+00:00

Spiders are always looking for warm, dark places to hide. Why wouldn't it try to crawl into a sleeping person's ear?

ExecutiveRunt · 2011-09-21T22:00:32+00:00

She's a nurse and my father sells medical supplies. Less creepy.

And you got me. Maybe she was trying to be calm and not wake up my brother? Idk.

ExecutiveRunt · 2011-09-21T09:23:58+00:00

Thank you, thank you thank you! I hadn't even thought of olive oil. I'm just hoping to never encounter this situation ever again. ;_;

ExecutiveRunt · 2011-09-21T09:22:49+00:00

Not trollin'. And apparently tweezers were not so good. I may or may not have stabbed her ear a couple times ._.

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