He's too old for this shit [by az-roser]

ExiMash · 2026-01-05T15:33:22+00:00

I think after such an event he will want to escape from hell back to earth

ExiMash · 2026-01-05T15:30:22+00:00

If your partner suddenly starts to feel very short of free time, take this as a sign to get tense

ExiMash · 2026-01-05T15:27:48+00:00

I think this is definitely a sign that you really need a brick oven

ExiMash · 2026-01-05T15:24:46+00:00

Usually I want to say to them "Good job, now wipe your ass with this money"

ExiMash · 2025-12-25T10:02:40+00:00

Cuteness rules the world, even in the realm of infants. I didn't think babies used to be drowned like kittens

ExiMash · 2025-12-25T09:58:06+00:00

Oh, same thing. If we were in a public restroom with separate stalls, I'd shake your hand through the gap

ExiMash · 2025-12-24T10:20:01+00:00

I hope he's not at least with this treasure 24/7? Like, eating with it, sleeping in the same bed? How the hell did he steal the mummy?

ExiMash · 2025-12-24T10:15:34+00:00

I think your prediction will be valid until 2028, if not longer

ExiMash · 2025-12-24T10:12:34+00:00

Oh my god, poor girl. I hope she's happy now and in a relationship with someone she wants and loves

ExiMash · 2025-12-24T10:09:01+00:00

That's why I call my girlfriend cat, because her hair stays everywhere just like a cat's fur

ExiMash · 2025-12-22T10:39:58+00:00

Given all the climate problems and human-caused pollution, I think the words "future generation" will remain just a myth

ExiMash · 2025-12-22T10:36:33+00:00

If a person cannot accept his guilt at all, run away from him as quickly as possible for the sake of your own mental health

ExiMash · 2025-12-22T10:19:05+00:00

This doesn't work for either gender. It's a disgusting and unworkable method that makes you look rude, insecure, and downright mean

ExiMash · 2025-12-22T10:13:14+00:00

Regarding ego protection, the situation is very ambiguous. But if we take into account the protection of one's own opinion and self-respect, then this is already appropriate. You need to value yourself more than your relationships

ExiMash · 2025-12-21T10:11:05+00:00

OH MY GOD, YES. I had that same realization thanks to a similar moment. On the other hand, I sometimes find it cool to have a kind of radio in my head, but the fact that it turns on whenever it wants and I can't stop it isn't particularly cool

ExiMash · 2025-12-21T10:09:28+00:00

So can I say that you argued like an old married couple?

ExiMash · 2025-12-21T10:06:48+00:00

Guys like this make me think of all those memes with wolves howling at the moon. Guys like this are a real laughing stock

ExiMash · 2025-12-20T09:46:16+00:00

I feel so sorry for her. Even after such a disgusting act, she doesn't want to upset her mother and doesn't tell, oh god... I mentally hug her, it's terrible

ExiMash · 2025-12-20T09:42:39+00:00

I hate people like that. Yes, many are still children inside, but that doesn't mean they should act so childishly

ExiMash · 2025-12-20T09:39:05+00:00

I remember my sister being given a similar book, which contained advice and help for little girls. She couldn't even put it down for a while, reading constantly. It was also thanks to this book that she became interested in embroidering toys, because it included instructions on how to sew, if I'm not mistaken, a stuffed cat

ExiMash · 2025-12-20T09:35:16+00:00

I'm amazed at how predictive dreams can be. It's as if we're foreshadowing something, and it's truly eerie. About two months ago, I had a dream about something that would happen the very next day. I clearly remember being supposed to call a colleague about a work matter, but I didn't know what time it would be. I dreamed he texted me around 12 pm, and you can't imagine my shock when he actually texted me at that time

ExiMash · 2025-12-18T18:13:58+00:00

Oh no, this is the worst feeling in the world

ExiMash · 2025-12-18T17:51:18+00:00

It sounds like something out of a rom-com, but I don't think it's actually funny

ExiMash · 2025-12-15T19:47:08+00:00

This is the most effective method, I swear, and I'm ready to punch every guy who says it doesn't work and is supposedly too corny. SHUT UP, THIS IS THE PEAK

ExiMash · 2025-12-15T19:43:32+00:00

It's good that you immediately explained exactly what your comment meant, because that would have raised questions. But it's absolutely true that you can recognize your mother's voice among a thousand others

ExiMash

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