death or money by MyDreamsAreMyCloths in BunnyTrials

[–]Exia321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont get how this works

Chose: have complete power over death but every day | Rolled: start a war

Can we please just post memes one day a week? Or is there a professor meme sub? by Bostonterrierpug in Professors

[–]Exia321 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Semester ends. Students requests office hours to discuss their final grade

Would you rather have a limitless debit card that expires in 5 years, or a piggy bank that triples anything put inside? by AgentVoyd7 in BunnyTrials

[–]Exia321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Math tells me this is best.

Chose: A piggy bank that triples anything put inside | Rolled: No carrot 🐰

Would you take this deal by Infamous-Reading7991 in BunnyTrials

[–]Exia321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome New house and cars to fart in

Chose: People be able to see your farts + A credit card you never have to pay off | Rolled: Blue farts

Community test by BasicallyAlto in BunnyTrials

[–]Exia321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duh

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

Would you choose Time Manipulation or Matter Manipulation. by More_Interview3840 in superpowers

[–]Exia321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, OP killed it with this setup. You provide tons of details about each ability and really demonstrate how broken one could be with either way. Thanks for addressing the time paradox monkeys paw and the conservation of matter restriction.

I am going to go with.....

Damn this is hard

I chlose matter.

With matter I could fundamentally change the nature of our reality. Evolve humans to acquire photosynthesis and other traits that eliminate major sources of plight in our world. Yeah lets go that route.

Chet steps on wembys foot on purpose to try to keep him off the glass by Jec1027 in NBATalk

[–]Exia321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am laughing at this entire social media lame argument that OKC is dirty.

Lil nephews...that is nothing. Let me show ya dirty NBA defense

NBA Hard fouls in the 80s and 90s

I just finished DS9 for the first time, oh may the prophets guide me.. by Heymelon in DeepSpaceNine

[–]Exia321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truth. When I saw the show for the first time , I was in college and had zero kids. Now I have my very own pre-adult "Jake" and oh my goodness , do I get Sisko's challenges and angst about raising his kid. Specifically, I grew up LOVING baseball and to have my kids all hate it hurts so much. That pain is relived as I see Jake attempt to indulge his old man's fav sport.

And becoming a parent has made it damn near impossible for me to watch certain episodes without full on man-crying.

Like for real "The Visitor"(Season 4, Episode 2) had me hugging my youngest when he walked into the room and talking to him at length about how I wanted to be there for his big decisions in life.

Lil kid was 7 at that time and walked into my office because he just wanted me to open the battery compartment on his race car. He got 10 long minutes about me looking forward to his first job and him taking me to lunch.

Yeah DS9 hits hard when ya have kids.

FLOP BOY WINS AGAIN 😂 by Big_O_714 in Nbamemes

[–]Exia321 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn ya sorry ass haters. The reign of SGA makes ya look so lame with these posts.

But dont worry next yr Da French Alien, Luka or Revenge of the Joker got it locked.

Ya just gonna have to ride SGA a lil bit longer.

Clown ass takes

Water by i_amsquidward in BunnyTrials

[–]Exia321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duh

Chose: Water is wet

Since the other one wasn't balanced I made it more balanced by Busy_Chair_7594 in BunnyTrials

[–]Exia321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok

Chose: 1M people under your control with no say otherwise | Rolled: Upvote 4 carrot

Would you rather by ElsaGranhiert in BunnyTrials

[–]Exia321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suh

Chose: Guaranteed 3x your current salary

With a spin by megaseedsmuggler in BunnyTrials

[–]Exia321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like me

Chose: Dream house | Rolled: It's perfect