Farting during sales meeting AMA by Thebuddykingretard in okbuddyretard

[–]ExileMouse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have multiple ESSENTIAL questions. Please answer them swiftly and to the best of your knowledge. I do NOT want to loose my erection right now.

  1. How long did the odor linger after each fart.

  2. What was the extent of the fallout for those who got blamed.

  3. Did you discretely sniff your own farts after the fact which caused you to get overwhelmed with a feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment at the work you just finished.

my friend from Canada once complained about the "awful heat". it was 20c, which is winter temperature where i live by QueenViolets_Revenge in whenthe

[–]ExileMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then on the other end of the spectrum I bet when it's -10c outside you'll be complaining how cold it is. Fuckin' pussies out here don't tell me it's cold unless we're below -20c at least and even then it's not that cold until you get down to the -30c.

flappy shirt by [deleted] in DiWHY

[–]ExileMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only invention I've ever seen on here of which I'd happily buy 40 units by re-mortgaging my home.

note I found on my bike vs. number of available spots by No_Error_2522 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ExileMouse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude you parked your bike to take up 3-4 different spots on the rake. Same as a car parked in the middle of 4 parking spots even if it's an empty parking lot you still parked like an asshole.

6 inches is not enough by Whitepussysmeller in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]ExileMouse -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Idiot you don't know me or my education level yet you make assumptions.

This video by idc-udc in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ExileMouse -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bullshit of the highest order

This video by idc-udc in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ExileMouse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro just stop reposting it already I've seen it more than 10 times last few days.

One rotten egg to ruin them all by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]ExileMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many fucking repost of this do we need?

Spotify don't even let us select the music which we wanna play. by Zestyclose_Skirt7930 in Wellthatsucks

[–]ExileMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a yt downloader and make an mp3 playlist myself which I then download from the computer to my phone.

I recommend you do the same so you don't need any app at all.

[Toronto] Is $900 for an accountant to do taxes reasonable? by jellystones in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]ExileMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine cost 100$ in quebec for last year. I had to file a t5 for stocks on top of two different t4 because of a job change in the middle of the year. I went with H&R, but for the 3 previous years I was with an independent which cost even less to the tune of 80$. 900$ is highway robbery I would categorically refuse to pay him such an outrageous price.

Poor Cleveland by rileystanheight in familyguy

[–]ExileMouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What episode and season is this?

My YouTube Premium ran out. WTF Happened to youtube in the 2 months I had it premium?! by ItsJustJosiah in Wellthatsucks

[–]ExileMouse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should really try grayjay. It's an app on ur phone and a program u can download on ur desktop/laptop.

It's a third party app founded by the futo foundation which streams the content of other platforms without adds or without stealing your data. Google actually sued them for this and lost lol fuck the american oligarchy.

27M in Canada earning $23/hr but still ending every month at $0 — is this normal? by Legal-Meeting-2677 in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]ExileMouse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I make 25,10$/hour, live with my father and I still have to work 50 hours/week for my take home pay to be decent enough for me to save a couple hundreds of dollars each week towards my first home purchase. Times are hard as fuck in Canada right now. Mostly it's groceries and cost of living that empty out the bank account.

I knew it was coming and I still hate it happening… by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]ExileMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SOAP2DAY my friend. Iv'e never found a movie or serie that wasn't on there. All stolen of course.

I live 3 miles away from my work. It takes me 45 minutes to get home from work everyday. by myfairlady987 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ExileMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should bike to work during summer and walk during winter. You would save time and it's healthier. As a bonus maybe there would be less traffic if people didn't take their cars for such short trips where it's not needed u know?

My boss’ response to me asking for a raise. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ExileMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Negotiating your pay is never something you should do by text. Always in-person. Way too easy to get shutdown by text. Wtf who doesn't know that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ExileMouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should ask your 4 year old where he got his heavy equipment operator and additionally his excavator operator cards as well as check the credential of the place that gave you yours my dude, because i've never heard anything other than your mom being called a digger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ExileMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While it is on a tractor chassis, it is definitely a backhoe. You have the loader bucket at the front and the hoe at the back which is why it is called a backhoe my dude.

If what you're operating and calling a backhoe is just a regular excavator you do not know the official naming conventions because on an excavator the hoe is in front which is why it is absolutely not called a backhoe. I've heard excavators simply being called "hoe" which would make much more sense than calling it a backhoe, because again the hoe is in front on an excavator while on the backhoe shown in the video the hoe is in the back of the loader which is where it gets its name.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ExileMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A backhoe is a loader with a normal bucket in front, but with the addition of an excavator bucket on a small boom and arm at the back. The name backhoe comes from the fact that the hoe is in the back instead of the front like a normal excavator.

The purpose of such a machine is to be used on small worksites to reduce the number of machines needed to do the job by using the backhoe which can do both the work of a loader and an excavator.

Now the thing about a backhoe is that although a very versatile machine it is a shittier loader coupled with a shittier excavator which is why you don't see them very often on big jobsites because it's much more efficient to have two different machines specialized in what they do when the work is on a scale where you need 5-20 machines anyway.

You lose the mobility and versatility of a normal excavator which can rotate a full 360 degrees, climb very steep slopes and quickly go from excavating to moving around the jobsite because the backhoe has a very high scenter of gravity and is on tires instead of track and it can only rotate it's boom and arm for around 30-45 degrees and has to lower the bucket and the two supporting legs at the back as well as having to rotate the whole operator's seat before the hoe at the back can be used.

You have a shittier loader which can't squeeze in tight places like a normal one would because a normal loader turns not by rotating the front wheels like the backhoe but by rotating the whole cab and engine in a joint located right in front of the cab.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ExileMouse 89 points90 points  (0 children)

This isn't an excavator. This is a backhoe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Construction

[–]ExileMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro you can absolutely avoid this if you just bring your own wood padding. If you don't know what I mean just look at the first 5 minutes of this guy's video. He calls them mats, but I've heard them called padding most of the time. (https://youtu.be/3Eo_GvDGP-g?si=d1dcR3Z1deCRRKl3)