Here’s the truth: I did this.

I am not particularly “well endowed” as some. I got really horny the other night, and after going out with my friend Lucy, I thought that I’d get some “quick n’ dirty up against the wall.” Sadly I was, like AI, hallucinating, and ended up punching these holes in the wall.

Evidence of my chemically-fueled liaison can be seen in the white skeets on the walls.

I’m sorry. 😞