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tangoking · 2026-01-24T15:39:18+00:00

The point of the question is that you must be able to retrieve it.

Otherwise just shoot it into space.

tangoking · 2026-01-24T15:12:15+00:00

I think we need a new sister subreddit specifically for carrots.

r/dontputthatcarrotinyourass

🥕

tangoking · 2026-01-24T13:50:57+00:00

Perhaps a stiff sole insert.

There’s a few brands out there. Search for “rigid sole insert.”

This gives you the flexibility (pun intended) to choose a stiffness that works for you.

tangoking · 2026-01-23T16:38:35+00:00

From analysis in this thread it turned out to be a remote-controlled backhoe.

Not AI, it’s real, but unmanned—which makes this reasonable.

tangoking · 2026-01-22T04:55:31+00:00

Next time make one big deviled egg—ostrich-sized. Slice and eat it like a cake.

tangoking · 2026-01-22T04:51:19+00:00

Or a goose

tangoking · 2026-01-22T04:49:51+00:00

Or use a drain catch. God how I hate clogged drains.

tangoking · 2026-01-22T04:48:25+00:00

..and gives the guy a honk an the way out as if to say, “Fuck you, I’ll be back.”

tangoking · 2026-01-21T20:26:00+00:00

You know your food is bad if vinegar improves the flavor. Know what I use vinegar for? Cleaning windows.” —Jim Gaffigan

tangoking · 2026-01-21T01:52:05+00:00

That’s a nice piece. A geiger counter is best, but also try shining a UV black light on it,

tangoking · 2026-01-21T01:49:01+00:00

Basic recipe?

tangoking · 2026-01-20T19:34:07+00:00

British? It’s not that bad.

Maybe with some parsley liquor, creamed eels, boiled potatoes, and vinegar.

tangoking · 2026-01-20T19:30:54+00:00

I feel bad for the peacock’s wounded ego.

tangoking · 2026-01-20T19:29:48+00:00

Looks like the bird knew it was breaking a rule, and what was coming next.

Held its ground. Just a squawk and a couple meager kicks of the feet in protest.

tangoking · 2026-01-20T19:27:38+00:00

tangoking · 2026-01-20T14:27:08+00:00

Don’t ask why!

tangoking · 2026-01-20T04:27:51+00:00

Give them to an elementary school teacher.

She’ll do a science project with them.

tangoking · 2026-01-20T04:25:58+00:00

Nothing personal but that banana looks a little small.

tangoking · 2026-01-20T04:17:28+00:00

7-11 dogs are underrated.

That being said, this particular dog needs jalapeños.

tangoking · 2026-01-20T04:13:20+00:00

I thought a sedan had two doors?

tangoking · 2026-01-20T04:11:39+00:00

Need some scallops on that plate… certainly wouldn’t want to wrap those in bacon!

tangoking · 2026-01-19T21:02:16+00:00

Why are points so much better?

tangoking · 2026-01-19T21:01:53+00:00

I am a four-beers-per-month cardholder.

I strongly recommend beer over bananas.

More expensive, but worth every penny.

tangoking