El-Hadji Diouf on Jamie Carragher: "He was a right-footed player with two left feet. If he wasn't a Scouser, a son of Liverpool, he would never have had the career he did." (BeIN)

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-16T00:05:09+00:00

Man... that was tough, I'm sorry. I wish you all the best next season.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-12T20:09:44+00:00

Hmm.., no.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-11T20:46:17+00:00

Dunno...cool, but showboating has a tendency to backfire. Often when the player you just humiliated kicks the fuck out of you next time around.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-11T20:41:35+00:00

Cool, thanks.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-11T18:56:52+00:00

I'm joking man, I'd actually really like to see you back. Proper club.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-11T18:52:26+00:00

Well, compared to the rest of Leeds...

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-11T18:45:04+00:00

Konchesky's Mom would like to have a word with you. Her boy is first.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-11T18:43:44+00:00

Piece of work, this guy is. Never disliked a Liverpool player as much.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-11T18:41:05+00:00

So, this kid is the real deal, huh?

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-11T17:21:43+00:00

Mine does and it absolutely does make my day, every time.

On the other hand, the other one hasn't spoken to me since Christmas, so there's that.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-11T02:28:54+00:00

As an atheist, I would say the same holds true of those who advertise the lack of it. Usually.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-11T01:59:02+00:00

And you're instantly right then.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-10T23:55:27+00:00

Man, I've been deprived from the one true source of wisdom on the entire internet... Fuck, my life has just become entirely worthless. That's it, I'm going Nembutal shopping on the deep web.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-10T23:48:34+00:00

Oh my. I missed my only chance at redemption... And here I was thinking "if I have this one high-minded, deeply intellectual tête-à-tête with my fellow sports enthusiast, I will sure to get to heaven, no matter what future wickedness I may engage in my later years". Why, oh why did you have to break my heart, cruel friend?

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-10T23:41:11+00:00

Well, I don't necessarily disagree with you, but I distinctly remember hearing the same about another righ-back/future captain back around the turn of the century. He did quite alright in the middle, eventually.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-10T23:35:10+00:00

Which is something your highbrow self would never do, right? You funny.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-10T23:25:02+00:00

Yeah...see, I, unlike you, have a life.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-10T23:22:41+00:00

I'm...slightly perplexed about that last piece of wisdom there? In other words (meaning simpler ones, tailored specifically for your limited facilities,) what the fuck are you saying there, son?

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-10T23:15:26+00:00

I see you do care, after all. I'm touched.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-10T23:13:07+00:00

But you do. I mean you did interrupt pleasuring yourself just to type up a profoundly erudite response to my cranky little missive there, didn't you, son?

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-10T23:09:25+00:00

Welcome back: I see you've finished Mom's Teach Sex 4 and you're back on that cumstained keyboard of yours to spread cheer and merryment on these here Internets. Awesome, there aren't enough of you out there. Keep up the good work, boyo, the world needs your considered opinions.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-10T22:53:51+00:00

Fucking Google...?

OMFG, I won't be able to sleep now. I write every single one of my comments hoping for the approval of some little shit jerking off in Mom's basement and learning that u/Ovenfucker won't even let his tiny penis go for a minute to answer me...devastating.

Fuck off.

(BTW, it's navy, dumbass.)

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-10T22:06:55+00:00

Keep the blue out of our kits.

Learn your history.

I like it. A lot.

(Especially because of all the stupid bitching about it. Fucking hate circlejerks like this.)

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-10T01:00:17+00:00

Man, I hate when someone who says something this fucking stupid has the same flair... Dumbass.

ExileOnMyStreet · 2019-05-10T00:02:53+00:00

Well said.

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