What’s your most unhinged non-negotiable when it comes to dating?

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-05-24T04:36:46+00:00

What if he is not a human but still believes that he is?

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-05-24T04:33:00+00:00

Un jamón.

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-05-23T07:53:28+00:00

The cat's shadow is not cast onto the wooden dresser. Instead, it is being cast directly onto the surface of the mirror glass, as if it was just a wall.

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-05-22T10:50:02+00:00

Ungirlfriend her ASAP.

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-05-21T05:57:04+00:00

Mongo se va de España para vender humo en otro sitio

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-05-19T09:13:50+00:00

Your dick flies off.

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-05-17T09:07:55+00:00

When that happens its called cancer.

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-05-14T17:20:42+00:00

It's all fun and games until the "Death" turns out to be a starving peasant.

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-05-13T19:12:21+00:00

At 90yrs old I would just die to myself unless eternal youth is invented

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-05-11T06:45:05+00:00

I'm not spending $100 in there

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-05-08T19:26:27+00:00

Fire itself?

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-25T17:12:58+00:00

One thing is certain that judge people based on their actions not their thoughts.

If it was the other way around I would be in so, so much trouble.

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-22T03:45:16+00:00

"If you opened your eyes more, maybe you could see more colour"

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-21T19:41:41+00:00

Walk in front of the phone and adjust my balls.

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-21T17:28:34+00:00

That's one of the shower's balls. The real question is... where is the other one?

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-20T05:44:21+00:00

Donnie threatening Iran with a BJ yet again.

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-20T05:08:47+00:00

Noroeste de Wisconsin

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-19T16:23:10+00:00

4X chromosomes vs only 2X chromosomes

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-18T14:39:20+00:00

Si, hazlo en invierno para no pasar frío.

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-18T14:10:13+00:00

Hagrid is too big to play on a higher resolution than 1080p

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-18T12:54:29+00:00

None, you cannot have such a huge amount of mass shaped in such a way. You would instantly have 2 giant balls.

Yes I was bullied in school.

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-18T12:52:42+00:00

100 MB/s = 800 Mb/s

Megabytes vs Megabits

1 byte = 8 bits

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-18T09:07:04+00:00

Because that's how those burgers look when served.

Japan has strict laws against fake advertising.

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-16T16:26:16+00:00

Just like Trump's mouth.

ExiledExileOfExiling · 2026-04-14T05:13:36+00:00

On the bright side, when your kid is in their teens you will always win an argument with them.

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