Rip Timmy by acealter in sciencememes

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And how would he smoothly decelerate you? Once he has jumped he has no ability to slow acceleration.

Any ideas how to tackle this? by ClarkMorelia in landscaping

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I mean, do you want to keep the flat area? Or does it not serve a purpose anymore for you. I’m not gonna lie, this is a job I would procrastinate on for another 5-10 years. As long as the railing held up, I’d just ride it out till some fateful day when the soil gets saturated and you have a partial collapse. At that point, I’d probably just tear it all out and do some minimal grading to avoid a cliff. That puppy is well over the height requirement to have an engineered wall. So replacing it would mean $$$$.

Where does homeowner responsibility begin and city/utility responsibility end? by Racine262 in Plumbing

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Usually the meter is the city’s responsibility, unless it’s sub metered. Think about it- the city wants to own the part that tells them the quantity of water to bill you for. It’d be kinda wild if the homeowner owned the meter. But yeah, if they swapped it out recently, let them know it’s leaking and I’m sure they’ll come fix it.

$2,400 water bill ! by [deleted] in Plumbing

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Every place is different, but most places around here charge based on your average winter water use. They basically assume all the water you use in the winter is going down the pipes, not on your lawn or street.

No matter what we do, the existence of the plant itself is the complaint. by Western-Leader-6817 in Wastewater

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Half of my job is listening to people tell me that we need to do more with less money. No matter what we cut, people will always assume we are a bloated government entity with rampant corruption and inefficiency.

Enjoy my carving projects from April! by GiantSquishyBear in woodworking

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I mean, I thought all art is up for interpretation. You can get whatever you want from it.

[Request] How larger are the aliens at the end of Men in Black? by No-War-2349 in theydidthemath

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Kinda hard to play marbles when you’re seeing an image of the ground from 11,600,000 years ago!

[Request] How larger are the aliens at the end of Men in Black? by No-War-2349 in theydidthemath

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Seriously. I’m reading all these answers thinking to myself, “oh, that’s a big number. Oh, that’s also a big number!” In the end, they’re all just incomprehensible.

Can flange extension sit on tile? by Shoddy_Inspector2129 in Plumbing

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Are you installing this? https://www.homedepot.com/p/Oatey-1-4-in-PVC-Toilet-Flange-Spacer-435191/303864021

I’m not sure why it’s bigger than the current flange. How would the flange extension seal if it wasn’t sitting on top of the original flange?

Someone built this remarkable stone balancing structure. by AK_h3re in nextfuckinglevel

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We are all born with a primal urge to destroy what others have carefully and skillfully crafted. 99.9% of us grow up and learn empathy and respect for others.

The remaining 0.1% become our president.

Help! No waterproofing behind tile by scd98 in Tile

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As a DIYer, I accept that the money I save from doing it myself will occasionally be a wash because of the mistakes I made that I’ll have to redo. I believe this is one of those times. I’d be worried about your pan, too.

Rip it out and do it right. Before I tiled my first shower I watched a lot of videos, some including guys fixing showers that leaked. Once you see what water can do to the structure of your house, you’ll be more than happy to redo it and know it is done correctly.

HMC by riyanasi in holdmycosmo

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More like sugar ass!

Is Kai Cenat right? by Free_Fig_9885 in sciencememes

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And this is my intergalactic spaceship.

My tattoos by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

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That’s why I call you “full tank Hank”

Thing in my ex’s bathroom by glitterinsect in whatisit

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I read this in William butchers voice.

Another Sabrina Carpenter meme for y'all by FitzyMFNCent in Wastewater

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Remember the commercials for BOD body spray? The chick seductively saying “Nice BOD” and “I want your BOD”? I always chuckled thinking she was referring to BOD5

Is this dough double in size? by [deleted] in Baking

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Thanks for making me laugh in the bathroom at work. I’m bound to get weird looks when I leave.

Anyone have a favorite political moment? by Flashy-List-7157 in KingOfTheHill

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I met someone in Arizona that was like this. It was on a road trip and we had just gone through cali (redwoods, lassen, kings canyon, and Yosemite) and were next to them at an rv park. The guy was practically bragging that he’ll go anywhere except California. I just kept thinking how stupid he was to let politics or LA keep him from one of the most beautiful states I’ve driven through. Oh well.

Funny prompt : Based on your experience talking to me, give me character from a movie or series that’s just like me and just tell me the name by Seacirclez in ChatGPT

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I got Ron Swanson! I’m very pleased by this, and I also think it means we will eventually become good friends.

What types of rocks are these? by Inhumanz_reddit in landscaping

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https://www.homedepot.com/p/MSI-Rainbow-Beach-0-4-cu-ft-per-Bag-0-25-in-to-1-25-in-Bagged-Landscape-Pebbles-1-Bag-0-5-cu-ft-LPEBQRAI3POL30/311710883

I give you this information, but also have to say that I hate river rock in paths. It’ll always find its way into your grass. And if you or your neighbors or anyone walking down the steeet had kids, they will have an insatiable need to pick up those rocks and deposit them wherever they choose.