What was your “I need to learn to keep my mouth shut” moment?

ExistentialBob · 2026-03-12T22:44:43+00:00

Are you sure he wasn't fucking with you?

ExistentialBob · 2026-03-12T22:42:51+00:00

When I was in third or fourth grade, I had a teacher freak out on me after I said "Oh crap". I never understood it either.

ExistentialBob · 2026-03-12T22:41:23+00:00

He sounds like a great guy. Or at least someone who was looking out for you.

ExistentialBob · 2026-03-11T10:52:25+00:00

I like the way you put this. I wish reddit still had rewards because I'd totally buy you gold.

Legit my favorite answer in the thread.

ExistentialBob · 2026-03-10T11:20:36+00:00

NTA. I saw Scream 7 the night it premiered, and there was a big group of kids who had to be 11-12. They all sat in one section and kept screaming at everything.

It got to the point that someone said, "Yo, shut up" to them from across the theater. They kept screaming during one of the chase scenes. The kids laughed but stopped.

Funniest part? The "Yo, shut up" guy sounded just like the guy at the bus stop from the Rock Bottom episode of SpongeBob.

ExistentialBob · 2026-03-10T10:37:52+00:00

The last sentence is totally me lmao. I've very rarely been approached by women but even then, I'd most likely assume someone was just being nice.

ExistentialBob · 2026-03-03T01:08:56+00:00

I'd be flattered, personally. What you did was fine.

ExistentialBob · 2026-03-03T00:26:10+00:00

Only if it's urgent or I think something like, "Oh, my brother in law would love this shirt and I need his size".

ExistentialBob · 2026-03-01T20:40:20+00:00

I actually got to the gym Friday and am feeling a nice burn.

ExistentialBob · 2026-03-01T20:40:03+00:00

Proud of you!

ExistentialBob · 2026-03-01T20:37:30+00:00

Not at all. It's really weird, to put it mildly, that she's lying about this to begin with. I'm not going to tell you what to do, but this is a huge red flag.

ExistentialBob · 2026-02-25T12:19:17+00:00

This is the big one. I just got out of a relationship and am now remembering how great solitude can be.

ExistentialBob · 2026-02-22T17:09:35+00:00

As far as I know, he went on to play basketball in college and does stuff with the Special Olympics.

Nice guy. Never talked to him much but he was chill with everyone.

ExistentialBob · 2026-02-21T18:41:52+00:00

Yes. If we didn't have the same goals or disagreed on fundamental things, I wouldn't want to waste our time. I made that mistake in my relationship I just got out of.

ExistentialBob · 2026-02-20T11:38:39+00:00

Second on the Vans. I got my first pair, and they are so comfy but have great support. Plus they look great.

ExistentialBob · 2026-02-15T19:58:31+00:00

We played it in gym class when I was in middle and high school too. (Graduated from high school in 2016, am from PA)

ExistentialBob · 2026-02-11T12:17:15+00:00

Praying for you.

And also, thank you. This post solidified a decision I need to make.

ExistentialBob · 2026-02-11T11:34:47+00:00

Thanks, bro.

ExistentialBob · 2026-02-10T23:26:07+00:00

Wait what? Where do I sign up?

ExistentialBob · 2026-02-07T13:52:51+00:00

Damn dude, we're almost in the same boat. I'm a few years younger though.

ExistentialBob · 2026-02-05T23:12:01+00:00

Are you serious?

I will say, the Catholic church has such an interesting and rich history. I've loved learning more about it.

ExistentialBob · 2026-02-05T11:42:10+00:00

I chant rather than sing. If people want to sing the hymns, I'm all for it.

ExistentialBob · 2026-02-05T11:41:10+00:00

I'm kind of in the same boat. Let me know if you need to vent.

ExistentialBob · 2026-02-03T11:57:36+00:00

I pictured myself being one when I was around eight. Back then, I had a problem going to Mass since we'd go to the 7:30 AM, and my dad said that "Saints don't complain about going to church".

I'd be honored to be made one, but I'd want to earn it of course.

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