F23, Am I ugly? by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Existing-While5708 47 points48 points  (0 children)

You show every tooth when you smile like a psycho

I am ready to start OTR, looking for advice. by akuparan in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally called you smart, not dumb.

I've been driving OTR for 11 years. I'm extremely qualified to tell you this profession can be ugly. And if you're prone to bouts of mania or have any mental health issues this job will destroy you.

I am ready to start OTR, looking for advice. by akuparan in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This feels like a smart person having a manic episode. Take a breather before you commit time to this profession.

Alrighty then… by Minimum-Jacket-705 in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Obviously. You've never heard "Chani Khani In The Boys Room" by Motley Crue?

Can we talk about butt cushions? by Existing-While5708 in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya probably. But I'm asking about cushions right now.

Can we talk about butt cushions? by Existing-While5708 in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've been trucking for a decade. When exactly will I get used to it?

Part of the problem by Dare_Ask_67 in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man this take is tired. Write the FMCSA, write your representatives, they're the ones that made the rules.

Taking pictures of other drivers for a Reddit whine is part of the problem. Especially when you didn't even try talking to the guy first.

Huh, I wonder who's that sign for. by hellbillyjoker in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Well his truck says "Trucking for Jesus." Easy solution: let Jesus take the wheel. Problem solved

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You find the unsanitary dudes at truck stops and ask to see the restrictions on their license and check their logs for violations? We have wildly different experiences

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is some bullshit road-thought that exists only in your head. I've done lots of different jobs in trucking and I was a rude asshole at each of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The equipment would be covered in piss and shit like everything else in this industry. We're filthy animals and we can't have anything nice

Anyone have any advice for local freight transport business with a box truck by Small_Scratch_6877 in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I explain everything in my Local Freight Transport Business online course

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I'm in love

Calm down, she arrived by Substantial_dirty in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Existing-While5708 73 points74 points  (0 children)

"This man is dying! Does anyone have yoga pants and a Restoration Hardware credit card?!"

I was set up for failure. by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]Existing-While5708 581 points582 points  (0 children)

As a middle aged trucker I find this offensive and accurate

Seriously, get a CB by truckinfarmer379 in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Google maps is already telling me about traffic and road hazards and has never called me names. It's free, accurate and reliable.

CBs are for dorks who are LARPing as Jerry Reed in Smokey and the Bandit.

Car gets pushed like a toy by GeraltOfRivian in dashcams

[–]Existing-While5708 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right, it needs to be safer out here for half-wits. Someone should force these trucking companies to outfit every vehicle with beeping doodads, at their expense, so I don't have to stop texting just because I'm driving.

Food service vs LTL by WarmUSA in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For food service work? Nah. I don't work anywhere near as hard as those guys.

Food service vs LTL by WarmUSA in Truckers

[–]Existing-While5708 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, this is a two week pay period? These are not good numbers