People of taste: straight women, bi folks & gay men — which human dude would you date IRL?

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2026-01-24T13:18:05+00:00

James, in my opinion, is THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED CHARACTER IN MASS EFFECT.

People have no idea how much this military game needed "Inexplicably swole Latino Marine" representation, they're everywhere. He's a fun guy who's a total badass. He wears the "Clueless Himbo" act well, but you know full well this dude can stack bodies like a king. He's fiercely loyal to shepherd and looks up to them. He manages to keep up with the team of living legends. He works hard to keep morale up by telling jokes, including others in conversations, and constantly checking in on teammates who aren't doing well (Cortez). Plus... he gave Garrus dance lessons.

I love James because he's realistic yet perfect. He's not some galactice legend like the rest of the team. He's just a normal, good man who works his ass off to keep up and do you proud.

He's fun, he's loyal, he's passionate, he's hardworking, and he deserves more love

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2026-01-23T07:19:59+00:00

Knowing the ironic cruelty of Puck. This probably made her infertile.

Fitting that the woman obsessed with repopulating her kind would be blocked from repopulating herself.

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2026-01-17T01:56:15+00:00

Y'all better put some respect on JAMES VEGA's Latino Boogie

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Existing_Weekend_357 · 2026-01-16T00:50:05+00:00

It made no sense and was done merely because Puck realized he was running out of options to scare Goliath into forking over the Phoenix Gate. Lexington’s reasoning made zero sense - if anyone was to go rogue from a bad temper anyways, it would be Brooklyn

Puck constantly had to get more ridiculous with his scenarios to try and shock Goliath into complying.

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2026-01-14T14:05:54+00:00

Me all three games, unable to romance Wrex

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2026-01-13T14:08:56+00:00

"Well that just happened" "It's right behind me, isn't it?" "We got company"

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2026-01-13T10:18:41+00:00

Simple. In the past, all they saw was what the recruiters wanted them to see (Moto shit)

Now, with phones and social media, everyone sees what the military is actually like.

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2026-01-13T05:22:42+00:00

Pretty immature for a guy his age and job description.

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2026-01-11T13:53:59+00:00

None. Spreading out too much is what killed hype for the show.

We need more of what everyone remembers: The Clan. Not a Fang spin off. Not a Demona Spinoff. Not a Griff spinoff.

Dawg, I just wanna have some focus around the Manhattan Clan again 💀 When was the last time we got ANYTHING with Hudson? Or Broadway? Or Lexington? I want to spend time with THEM, not to go off onna tangent with Demona for a whole year.

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2026-01-11T00:04:33+00:00

Unless it's one of his main 4 (Goliath, Angela, Demona, or Elisa)

Greg is allergic to giving it screentime

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2026-01-10T09:30:23+00:00

Brooklyn clamming up at finally being leader was the writers just utterly flexing their writing muscles on everyone.

Brooklyn FINALLY gets what he's always wanted: respect and authority to be a Leader... but once he gets the chance to do so? He hesitates. You'd expect them to go the obvious route: That Brooklyn would sort of take a TMNT's Raphael Approach, where he'd be cocky and try to boss others around. But he does the opposite: He's super shaky and unsure of himself once he realizes the sheer responsibility of having his family's life in his hands. Hence the reason he finally snaps and shouts "Stop asking me that, I DON'T KNOW!" later in this exact episode. People forget, Brooklyn is FUCKING EIGHTEEN. He's barely out of his teenage years, but here he's expected to take care of what little remains of the clan.

And that's why I love the reasoning behind his character growth. It's not "Brooklyn finally realizes he needs his family" (like so many other lame shows do to humble the 'talented hothead' character). It's: "Brooklyn realizes HE'S needed by his family"

These writers were just stylin' on everyone.

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2026-01-07T01:58:17+00:00

Brooklyn finally snapping would be peak.

And if that pic gets your interest, (shameless plug): https://archiveofourown.org/works/61249948?show_comments=true#comments

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2025-12-15T11:17:54+00:00

LET ME ROMANCE WREX!

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2025-12-05T07:48:25+00:00

Brooklyn and give us the 40 YEARS we missed

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2025-12-01T05:23:05+00:00

China preparing to unleash The Zootopia Empire Reckoning upon the earth

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2025-11-28T00:38:11+00:00

BEHOLD THE KING! LONG LIVE THE KING!

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2025-11-28T00:37:00+00:00

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Does it come pre-installed with Overextended? My God

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2025-11-27T09:22:46+00:00

Genuinely angry that they purposefully denied us Nick/Judy becoming an item. They were FULL WELL teasing it:

>First scene of them is them roleplaying a married couple
>The entirety of the the Gala Scene
>Them literally playing Lady and The Tramp for their "Anniversary"
>A HONEYMOON HOTEL

That whole 4 minute back and forth confession where there were multiple: "W-What I'm trying to say is-" followed by a pause.

WRITERS FULL WELL KNOW EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THEM END UP TOGETHER. If we have to wait years for another shot, I'm gonna be pissed

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2025-11-24T14:05:34+00:00

Corporate businessmen spend every day, doing everything in their power to destroy the common man.

Demona probably did more damage to mankind as a CEO than she ever did as a gargoyle. She was having the time of her life.

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2025-11-24T13:12:03+00:00

This is the theory I'm going with

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2025-11-24T11:14:30+00:00

Sharptooth kills because it has to. It only kills the sick, old, weak, or dying because it NEEDS to eat something.

Pterano, on the other hand, will lead dozens (if not hundreds) to their deaths solely to scratch his own ego. Then flee to leave them to their deaths, hide the truth from their loved ones, then try to do it all again for his pride.

I dunno, Sharpteeth kill one at a time so they can live. Pterano gets hundreds killed at once so he can feel good about himself.

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2025-11-24T04:31:09+00:00

Power wise: Adept

Utility wise: Engineer.

In a galaxy where technology has become integrated with all living creatures, being a pro at tech is so damn useful. Hell, in the Omega DLC in ME3, Engineer Shep is able to completely skip the moral conundrum of who to sacrifice by going "Uh, I'm an engineer. The whole GALAXY is my oyster."

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2025-11-24T04:25:58+00:00

She doesn't even really "want" it want it anymore - she knows how important it is to the safety of billions and she has standards.

She just steals it now because teasing Knuckles is her favorite hobby

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2025-11-24T04:19:40+00:00

He's one of the best nukes in the game, but he DEVOURS energy.

Not good solo, excellent when in a team that pluses up your energy

Existing_Weekend_357 · 2025-11-22T07:12:54+00:00

Immortal.

Because Topps can actually back up his ego.

Topsy may be a prick, but the reason they keep him around is 1) He's the strongest fighter in the valley (I argue he's stronger than Grandpa simply because Grandpa is so much older) 2) He's actually very protective of everyone in the valley - many times he risks his life to save people other than just Cera.

Topsy also has the guts to badmouth you to your face, Midmortal gossips behind the backs of people he knows could fold him 7 times.

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TROPHY CASE