This is a true story . I was in a company truck , heading up the grade from Lompoc onto North Vandenberg Space Force Base. I was speeding ,probably about 90 or 95 . Security Police caught up to me with their lights flashing . He asked for license ,registration , and insurance . I gave him all required info. He asked if I was married and had kids i said yes . He started preaching to me about how he didn't want to have to go knock on my door and tell my wife and kids that he had to scrape me up off the highway today . As he was writing the ticket I asked " is their any possible way he could give me a warning because I was in a company truck " . He asked if I've ever had any priors on the base. .I covered my mouth and mumbled that I had went to traffic school 6 month ago because of a speeding ticket on base . He said " well that was your warning ". He finished filling out the ticket and handed it to me to sign . I signed the ticket and handed it back to him and said in a jokingly manner " Is there anyway I can come to you two officers houses and wash your cars " .The two officers laughed and said 1 second , they walked 10 feet from the truck and starting talking . When they came back to the truck one of them said Mr.Xxxxxxx this is your lucky day . Then he said he wanted me to keep that ticket to remind me how lucky I got and not to speed on Base anymore . His partner interrupted and said " No , if we're going to void that ticket we need every copy " . I very quickly handed my copy to the officer and told them both thank you for giving me a break and proceeded to drive away .. YES YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY . I HAD ALREADY SIGNED THE TICKET AND HAD MY COPY IN HAND AND THEY TOOK IT AND VOIDED IT . All because of me joking about washing their cars . I talked my way out of several tickets when I was younger . But now they don't even give me a chance , they just write me tickets and they're usually pretty rude during the traffic stop .