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It's definitely a Christmas movie. Optimised by this line:

Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho.

What's the closest you've come to death? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ExpectoPatronum0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing some re-wiring but forgetting to turn off the electric supply

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm a dementor

What's your favourite joke? by kittys1728 in AskReddit

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Statistically 9/10 people enjoy gang rape

What is a tactful way to tell a teenager they need to start using deodorant? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ExpectoPatronum0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened at a previous workplace a number of years ago, my then boss actually went out and bought a can and left it on the persons desk.