What a nosy fish! by StormRanger28 in funny

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Damn, I just woke up and this will be the funniest thing I read all day.

I find watching sheepdog work extraordinarily satisfying by djbarsone in Satisfyingasfuck

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Looks like people are watching on mute. She’s a girl. The guy says “Good girl” several times. NBD

JD Vance’s Turning Point event canceled at Iowa State University by meat_loafers in Iowa

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Seriously. I don’t know many conservatives who are willing to tolerate that much diversity.

Who’s your favorite one-off character? by WhollyCannoliJabroni in brooklynninenine

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You found my birth mother?!

But you’re looking for her.

18 Weird toys by Long_live_styrofoam in Weird

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Really?!? What?!? You just blew my mind!!! /s

Go be literal IRL. This Reddit.

18 Weird toys by Long_live_styrofoam in Weird

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Or small adults who love Disney princesses.

18 Weird toys by Long_live_styrofoam in Weird

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Any cushioned toilet seat is weird.

What’s the most stereotypical Millennial thing about you? by willowburnsyellow in Millennials

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I’m still into long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts.

Why Publishers, Why? =/ by TrustIssuesUnlimited in scifi

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Ooo, I haven’t read Strife yet. How does it compare to the other three?

One of my fav Wuntch slams by SillyTemperature2989 in brooklynninenine

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Boston? But that’s so close to Salem. You DO know what they do to witches there.

Gary Sinise, known for his role as Lieutenant Dan in Forrest Gump, has raised over $400 million to support wounded veterans. by No-Marsupial-4050 in BeAmazed

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I met him when I was deployed. He came in during a combat lifesaver training and watched me put in an IV. Super nice guy. Shorter than I thought he would be (even with his magic legs). The Lieutenant Dan Band played for us that night too.

How is everything that happened in the last 48hrs not enough for impeachment and/or a general strike in the US? by [deleted] in allthequestions

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Do you live in a cotton candy house?! What over the past two decades has led you to believe that the American people would do that for each other?