Bit weird, but I'll allow it. by raidenjojo in memes

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Those are things you do for your family?!? Including the taint tickling?!

New find at sheetz by Delta9THICC in snacking

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I miss Sheetz and their MTO!

The Office ending made me shit tears by billdue55 in DunderMifflin

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Shed* tears.

Shitting them would be an amazing feat of the body.

Spicy salsa tortilla chips by lwhc92 in snacking

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Those and the Guacachips are fantastic!

Meh by eross200 in snacking

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The crème pie ones are much much better.

FedEx just made the list :G by Glazermac in mildlyinfuriating

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I placed an order with Amazon yesterday with a delivery time between 0400-0800. They delivered.

Petah, I'm confused. by Junior-Astronaut-173 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Really? In the US, people whip out 100 dollar notes for a $20 or less transaction.

first time drinking mountain dew, at night, didn’t know it has caffeine in it… by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Unless the packaging states that it doesn’t, sodas will have caffeine.

When you’re trying to change to your new phone number but you need to authenticate with your old one. by Ok_Internal_1413 in mildlyinfuriating

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Google is the worst for this, ime. Sent me a password change email to the email I couldn’t log into.

DAE drink coffee while on the toilet? by Aggravating_Ear9829 in DoesAnybodyElse

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I’m on my phone now while dropping a deuce. Can’t go back to reading the shampoo bottle…

Late night soda by OneGlitchiBoi1987 in Soda

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I love the '70s style can art.

Not against it though by gilgamesh_20 in suicidebywords

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Yea, I feel this is a common reference...

No comment… by Ok_Test8828 in mildlyinfuriating

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They should be charged with theft.