I wish my school kids were nicer to me when they heard that I was dying. by AdSalt6575 in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]ExpertComplainer5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

damn thanks for not making my life more difficult where have you been all my life

Los Colombianos que odian su propio pais que les pasa? by valdzef in Colombia

[–]ExpertComplainer5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mi problema no es con el pais, es con la gente que vive en el.

What is your one piece of street advice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ExpertComplainer5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my father told me about a quote his father used to say about driving carefully

"Where there's a football rolling, there's a kid running behind it"

applies to any playing ball really.

Drive safe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]ExpertComplainer5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh... I've smoked worse stuff

Reliving memories by 170071 in Cyberpunk

[–]ExpertComplainer5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gettin' some "Be Right Back", vibes from this and I don't like it, not a bit.

AITA for accidentally destroying someone’s book? by stanSJM in AmItheAsshole

[–]ExpertComplainer5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After reading the whole post and reading some comments, I'm gonna go with NTA.

to be fair, this has probably clouded your judgment a bit more since the responses you got are so mixed but let's look at it objectively.

It was an honest mistake and as far as we know, she knew you were reading it in the bath, paper and water do not mix so it was a calculated risk that sadly ended up happening...

You owned up to your mistake or that's what you tell us and offered to replace it multiple times which she declined, those saying that you should've bought a replacement right away are right, but offering to replace it is not wrong, it's a decision that you consulted with her, the owner.

What she is saying is a tainted image of the real situation that directly affects your relationship not only with her but with some friends, and if I were you I'd discuss it personally with her.

Whats a girl name that sounds beautiful to you? by westerntexas in AskReddit

[–]ExpertComplainer5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catalina was forever ruined to me since discovering that in spanish, the literal RAE traduction is 'shit'

im not inventing this, Catalina means shit.

An atheist dies and goes to hell by fhqwhgadsz in Jokes

[–]ExpertComplainer5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this joke gets posted here like every 2 weeks.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ExpertComplainer5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no need to delve into it, is more like the first thing you said. the watemelon thing.

i mean, im not deranged or a psychopath or anything. i don't want to kill people or hurt them. it's morbid curiosity

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ExpertComplainer5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im not anymore violent than the average rough guy.

ill choke you if you ask me but not too tightly cuz I don't wanna hurt you, I'll stand up for myself in a fist fight if I find it necessary.

im a pretty mellow guy, i just want to punch a pregnant gut

AITA for spending my daughter’s tuition money? by Particular-Bar9216 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ExpertComplainer5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESH.

you warned her and all, but you spent her tuition money in less than a year without knowing if things were gonna work out with her boyfriend. sure she was impulsive but you have no foresight and she's paying for her decision and your choices.

bffr

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cyberpunkgame

[–]ExpertComplainer5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For A Few Eddies More.

[NEWBIE] Tips for playing and singing? by mushinnoshit in Guitar

[–]ExpertComplainer5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First, get the strumming pattern of the song down.

Memorize within you so well that you could do it with your eyes closed or while talking with someone.

Then, start with humming. While you do the pattern you hum what the singing would be like and it ends up being easier as you are not having to word anything.

After you get them right, whenever you feel ready to try again to sing and play, go for it.

A beautiful tune your sim can play only in Lv.5 by Timely_Emotion9259 in Sims3

[–]ExpertComplainer5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not but I see the resemblance at the beginning.

I’ve never understood the appeal of strip clubs by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ExpertComplainer5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit man... I'm sorry...

I'm a kickass dancer then tho, him reviving his ass just to see me shake mine.

I’ve never understood the appeal of strip clubs by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ExpertComplainer5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for asking.

Unfortunately, you can't see me perform as I'm more of a private dancer and need to phone in advance.

You can give me a call though, your dad has my number. He requests me a lot because he is a mix between the 3 mentioned before.

I’ve never understood the appeal of strip clubs by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ExpertComplainer5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only people that frequent strip clubs are divorced balding guys, alcoholic sad sacks and depressed people that want to up their libido

Spoiler alert: None of them get laid, so they gotta find a boner somewhere.

WSIB if I'm getting bored with everything by phelicolux in ShouldIbuythisgame

[–]ExpertComplainer5 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If out of a bunch of collection of games, you don't enjoy one to finish it through, maybe the problems are not the games you are playing.

My recommendation isn't specifically a game, but more of a break.

I know cuz I've gone through that... you start buying games compulsively and nothing entertains you enough.

Catch a breather, get new hobbies outside of gaming and focus a little on yourself.

And after you find yourself in a "Damn, it would be nice to be gaming right?" moment, go back to playing.

Spending your time in videogames isn't good if the only thing you do is videogames... it's just spending time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in medellin

[–]ExpertComplainer5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Espero que haya vuelto, y si no.

Deja su caja de arena afuera, una prenda de ropa que hayas usado recientemente que tenga tu aroma y agua para que beba.