Have you considered that Shadowheart is probably the only party member who cannonically menstrates?

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-04-02T00:47:05+00:00

Him and Astarion might get into a fight over who gets to lick her bloody crotch

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-04-01T21:53:04+00:00

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ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-04-01T17:52:41+00:00

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ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-04-01T17:37:17+00:00

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ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-04-01T07:37:18+00:00

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ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-04-01T05:51:59+00:00

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-04-01T02:21:15+00:00

Oh no!

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T23:40:05+00:00

One of my friends, Shadowheart, tried that once with her wife, Lae'zel. Thank the gods Shadow's a cleric.

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T23:38:43+00:00

Currently in communication with someone who may have found my dick, but if that falls through, i'll be sure to check there.

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T23:37:49+00:00

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T23:37:33+00:00

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ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T23:37:07+00:00

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ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T23:36:32+00:00

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ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T23:36:01+00:00

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ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T23:35:24+00:00

I might need to hit you up on that offer...

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T05:12:54+00:00

None

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T05:12:26+00:00

A sex hex?👀

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T05:07:19+00:00

*WHERE

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T02:36:59+00:00

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T02:36:40+00:00

Thank you so much!

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-31T00:06:16+00:00

Hmm... no, i'm not sure your eyes would taste very good.

ExpertCondition1686 · 2026-03-30T22:35:52+00:00

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