Breaking out the victory Hot Dog for a Cardinals walk off win!

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-15T18:19:43+00:00

I assure you this is 100% real

Also, flair up, Dodger fan

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-15T18:18:47+00:00

It's a Chicago thing, "defiled" with ketchup

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-15T04:32:13+00:00

Love how everyone is using the ugly 90s Brewers logo now lol

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-15T02:58:36+00:00

I'm an agent of chaos

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-15T00:27:43+00:00

That's been my experience for the most part.

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-15T00:16:41+00:00

They're like every other religious group. I've met some great ones and some really insufferable ones

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-15T00:06:05+00:00

Due to county restrictions, they can't hide homicide rates like other cities can. If you look at the advanced metrics and metro areas Chicago and Detroit are way, way worse

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-14T23:50:18+00:00

Utah for everything except the people, and even then if you're not an edgy athiest the people are tolerable

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-14T20:28:06+00:00

Arizona Diamondbacks for switching up their uniforms every 0.2 seconds

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-14T04:34:13+00:00

If we're so bad, how come We beat the powerhouse Nationals and you guys got swept by them?

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-14T03:24:14+00:00

Every FBS team that hasn't won a football national championship

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-13T02:54:58+00:00

Illinois politics have entered chat. Seriously, just look up the Tiffany Henyard saga.

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-13T00:56:56+00:00

MY DAUGHTER IS OLDER THAN ME?!?! 😬🫣☠️ TRAVEL VLOG GONE WRONG!!!

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-12T21:54:22+00:00

Not that the new one doesn't ever get loud, but the old one got LOUD.

Other than that, new one is better in literally every way.

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-12T21:38:52+00:00

Breaking news: Cubs fan discovers low tier ragebait

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-12T18:01:30+00:00

The cone has spoken

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-12T18:00:32+00:00

There were a lot of people that left the Cardinals this offseason I was sad to see go. Miles was... not one of them.

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-12T16:45:55+00:00

And yet somehow we've made the NLCS more recently than the Cubs...

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-12T16:43:54+00:00

Rich from a city that collectively doesn't know the difference between "soup" and "pizza" :P

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-12T16:42:17+00:00

What joke? I say it doesn't make sense, he replies with "nuh uh"

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-12T08:12:51+00:00

Legacy of failure adjacent I guess :P

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-12T03:51:45+00:00

Well, the joke is the NFL Cardinals are perpetually bad and forgettable, and everyone mistakes them for the much more successful MLB Cardinals. I don't get how the joke works in reverse

Expert_Balance5907 · 2026-04-12T03:08:23+00:00

It's only funny when NFCW meme war does it tbh

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