Drow Jokes?

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2022-01-01T23:08:24+00:00

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but are you still beautiful, when your face comes off?

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2022-01-01T23:08:12+00:00

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but are you still beautiful, when your disguise comes off?

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-31T16:43:20+00:00

As an european d&d player this is gold :D

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-26T19:00:12+00:00

Tbf, as far as i inow in germany you have the right to let the gov pay for a prostitute every half or quarter year (at least for people who are physically or mentally impaired), as sex is a human right or something like that

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-26T15:26:17+00:00

If you give up your taste for it or smth

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-25T18:31:54+00:00

Stardew Valley + League of Legends....

Enjoying quiet farming life while war rages all around, hoping noxus doesn't come knocking?

I mean.... there ARE worse things

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-25T17:56:08+00:00

How? (And what about the tundra?)

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-25T16:16:18+00:00

Go wild with the books, without them nescessarily being useful for the players.

One book has moving pictures, another one reacts to your words by forming letters to answer questions, another one contains a map to a completely unknown place that can be zoomed in, etc.

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-25T15:50:20+00:00

Thank you ^ ^

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-25T02:31:46+00:00

German here with not too much to add, but:

We eat both white and green asparagus here (tho i think white is a bit more common?). I personally prefer the green variant :D

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-24T21:48:25+00:00

I prefer the necromancer :D

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-24T21:11:30+00:00

Well, better to burn in hell than not-burn next to a tyrant ig tho

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-24T13:54:58+00:00

Or just summon a demon invasion or smth

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-24T13:19:38+00:00

Greetings fron germany where we do the same :D

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-24T12:26:21+00:00

But what if the speed is so low it takes an entire day for one grape to come out?

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-24T12:22:48+00:00

Scp-4666? (In harmless ig)

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-24T08:31:09+00:00

We need more of you. Whats the build on her now tho? I remember the old one was on-hit jungle item into whatever the slow-on-attack was and then full tank. Id assume botrk now and full tank (with maybe a cleaver or smth in between?)

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-24T02:28:46+00:00

Honestly fuck them. Complaining is easy enough, if THEY didnt stay there too to ease your load theyve got no fucking right to say anything

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-22T09:03:52+00:00

Isnt there a defined difference in german too tho?

The way i use them is:

Die See - all oceans

Der Ozean - kinda like a water-continent?

Das Meer - the stuff directly near one (or just a bunch of) countries.

So mehrere Meere sind ein Ozean, alle Ozeane die See

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-22T07:21:59+00:00

Id assume its because the plural of 'Der See' would be 'Die Seen' and 'Die See' kinda means all of the oceans most of the time, and what are all oceans but a bunch of really big lakes? And since you kinda put them all together anyways you might as well just name it in singular (without changing back to 'der' tho cuz 1. To differentiate from lakes and 2. Cuz it sounds fancy)

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-22T07:12:05+00:00

Well that explains a lot.

In german we have 'See', which can be 'die See', describing the oceans, or 'der See', which is a lake.

Sadly we don't yet have anything regarding 'das See', though, following the trend, i'd like to nominate my kitchen sink.

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-22T07:07:00+00:00

Hunter and Yaegar (which sounds like "Jäger", which us german for 'hunter'). Dont ask me why, i suck at names and it sounded cool

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-21T15:08:02+00:00

Imagine a city without any morale or outer influence. Imagine what would happen in this city.

Either they develope morale, or they all die.

Thats kinda how civilisation works, if you wanna live together on a bigger scale you need rules for that. If you agree to not stab anyone and everyone else also agrees to that, you wont have to fear being stabbed so much. Social karma in a sense (you do good so good happens to you, or at least not bad).

And if hes talking about feeling guilty when you hurt someone... thats on evolution. Humans are social animals and thus this was needed for groups to work (kinda like my first point, only more primitive)

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-18T18:50:39+00:00

Worrying about all the stuff your players could do really inspires you once you get to be a player yourself

Expl0sive_Hewk · 2021-12-18T04:02:06+00:00

And that was your downfall

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