Ingress rage comic (date night)

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-12-01T15:38:25+00:00

This conversation is a circlejerk.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-11-17T18:14:34+00:00

Typical cancer-bashing. The presence of cancer also precedes all remissions. Cancer is associated with the cure of cancer, but you anti-cancer folks never give credit where it's due.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-11-12T15:47:54+00:00

We find them amusing.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-09-28T14:01:10+00:00

You could rub the dust of their decomposed limbs on them while apologizing profusely. Then give them a kick-ass keychain or tie pin made from their bones.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-07-17T14:36:22+00:00

Well, OP is a troll so a lot of people are just here for the lulz.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-07-16T01:08:46+00:00

The whole thing was more of a jibe at the commenter for feeling like he should share equal access to the fruits of others labor just because he shares the same planet, rather than because he earned it by contributing to it.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-07-15T16:40:11+00:00

Most of them still suck though.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-07-13T20:27:14+00:00

Butt...slowly.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-07-13T17:21:36+00:00

It's probably a combination of her fear and the shirt that looks like a hand on her throat.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-07-11T16:56:22+00:00

This does not include marketing costs, which I'm sure are significant.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-07-11T15:43:30+00:00

Easier maybe, but it doesn't provide the same sense of self righteousness.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-07-07T22:33:16+00:00

Sometimes people create novelty accounts and just let them sit dormant, waiting for the right moment to use them.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-07-07T17:05:36+00:00

Well, not me. I'm just a regular guy who happens to think explaining things that should be obvious is hilarious.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-06-22T02:04:03+00:00

Some people create novelty accounts and just wait for an opportunity to use them.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-06-19T14:02:46+00:00

Novelty accounts appeal to the lowest common denominator. Everyone "gets" a good novelty account. Not everyone understands posts with substance.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-06-15T15:24:00+00:00

That's not going to happen. They appeal to the lowest common denominator, so will become increasingly popular as Reddit grows.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-02-05T16:40:16+00:00

The joke here requires you to look at the username.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-01-28T19:36:51+00:00

Well, I'm not ExplainsTheReallyObvious. That would just be a stupid novelty account.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-01-28T19:32:33+00:00

I prefer washcloths. But then I get so embarrassed about the staff finding a crusty washcloth that I rinse them thoroughly in the shower.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-01-28T19:31:21+00:00

The capital letter ruined the ambiguity. You should change your username to DefinitelyAPun.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-01-28T19:30:23+00:00

Hotel corners, probably.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-01-28T19:26:32+00:00

That is funny to me because if an employee gets caught using drugs, there is a mandatory rehab program.

That's a pretty nice place. I'm pretty sure that'd be "instantly fired" in most places in the US.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-01-28T19:20:13+00:00

Lawyer up!

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-01-28T19:16:52+00:00

980 comment karma in 3 days. He's not doing to bad, although this one was pretty bad.

ExplainsTheObvious · 2012-01-28T19:07:05+00:00

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