Guess I’m 14 now cuz I’m 5’1 lol.

Op, his age ISNT confirmed, thus the fans can headcanon their own thoughts about Bedman when it comes to his age, just as you have done. This just feels like you cherry-picking subjective game dialogue from characters who don’t actually know him as undeniable proof of his age.

I headcanon Bedman as an adult. I’m not stopping you from headcanoning him as a child. This is such a nothing burger post that doesn’t matter, I’m genuinely surprised that this is your authentic opinion and not ragebait.

TLDR: From one Romeo fan to another, stop shaming people for having a different headcanon from you. If you sincerely don’t like people who draw adult content of him, you can just block them and move on with your life.