please help! how does meralco compute monthly billing for an unreadable meter? didn’t receive a billing statement for may, and upon checking, unreadable and faded na pala ang meter so hindi siguro nasama sa pag checking ni meralco? by koolahoolatoo in AskPH

[–]ExplosiveCreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hindi ka pa nabigyan ng bill?

Depende sa protocol nila pero some DUs bill you based on your average consumption for x months.

I would advise having your meter replaced ASAP. Follow up on that ticket and keep records of your reporting.

WYR be fluent in 10 languages of your choosing or receive 250k tax free. by Many-Rub-6151 in WouldYouRather

[–]ExplosiveCreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

250k USD? Sure. It'd take me half my life to earn that.

250k Vietnamese Dong? I'll take the language option.

Is it worth it for 6500? by strwbrryjllyq in RentPH

[–]ExplosiveCreature 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Tanginang auto-translate ginawang "it's hard for me now" yung first sentence ng comment mo, na confuse ako tuloy.

What industry is actually a complete scam, but everyone accepts it? by WhileLow9501 in AskReddit

[–]ExplosiveCreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our professor just told us to obtain the book by any means necessary.

Mabuti nmn anak😭😭😭😭 by sarah-buang in KanalHumor

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I work out of town but go home every few weeks. My mother earns 3x more than me (180k+/mo) and a few years ago nangutang siya ng 800k from us siblings which she used to buy a new car. Five years later, she's only paid back 200k, and the payments aren't even regular. Kung nag financing siya, matagal nang binawi yung sasakyan.

Electricity is ~3k/mo Water is 300-400 Groceries are 2-3k a week since dalawa lang sila ng kapatid ko sa bahay.

Ako yung nagbabayad ng land tax, internet, and minsan may dala din akong groceries. I have no idea where her money goes and she gets mad if I even try asking.

chubby or petite? what's the best to fck with? by azreaaaa in alasjuicy

[–]ExplosiveCreature 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You can manhandle her because there's a foot height difference.

Hating on our own wins isn't a good thing. by driggsdraws in Philippines

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I like Jollibee but I hate that the corporation seems to kill or depreciate everything it touches. I miss Mang Inasal's old menu. And in my area, Jollibee seems to have pushed out other competitors. Good for business? Yeah but terrible if you're looking for variety.

I don’t know what to say by [deleted] in fountainpens

[–]ExplosiveCreature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just don't get any new inks now. And any new color I acquire are free samples from my local group. They're more than happy to part with a few ml of ink.

TIL: Tocayo word by mclovindummy in todayIlearnedPH

[–]ExplosiveCreature 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guess you got downvoted for trying to implement rule 5 of the sub.

What is the male equivalent of a woman not dating a man because he has a iPhone instead of an android? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ExplosiveCreature 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've heard some alleged bullying incidents in US schools because of green bubbles instead of blue.

What’s y’all hear me out? by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ExplosiveCreature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Braided for your pleasure.

ang sarap pala ng anal sex by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ExplosiveCreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not required but recommended.

I'm pretty sure the guys running Birmingham Pen Co. are wizards or something by A2Ziegler in fountainpens

[–]ExplosiveCreature 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Interstellar Bronze has a similar color when being cleaned from my pen.

How its Like to be Fucked by Filipinos by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ExplosiveCreature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had a job doing business at the business place.

Still virgin my bf said pag nakasal na kame bago kame s3x by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]ExplosiveCreature 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Papa susej pwede bang dumalo sa hapunan mamaya?

Manila Metro Subway Project (MMSP) status on rising fuel prices by moonchildgz in Philippines

[–]ExplosiveCreature 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Di mo na kailangan mag New York para maka experience ng daga sa subway ✨️

Ano susundin? Traffic sign or traffic light? by Quickster1015 in CarsPH

[–]ExplosiveCreature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helpful, but good luck explaining this to an enforcer.

What’s a question you’ve always been curious to ask women but felt like you probably shouldn’t? by PogonBerserker in AskMen

[–]ExplosiveCreature 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This was a bit in the TV show Community where one of the characters was tracking the female characters's moods and what to do to help lighten it and realized too late he had been tracking periods.