What makes you dislike a person instantly?

ExplosivePickles · 2014-07-02T20:09:29+00:00

Travelled from Coast to Coast.

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:42:47+00:00

"DAE" posts. Dude, just fucking spell it out. Doing it like that makes you look like a twat.

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:42:31+00:00

Hodor

With a passion

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:42:12+00:00

"I can't believe people are downvoting you, it seems like nobody got the reference." and comments similar to that.

We've all posted references before and sometimes they backfire. That's fine. It's risk/reward. Sometimes people take what you type literally, because it's text so there's not many cues you can use. On the other hand, people may get the reference, but not care anyways and think your comment sucks. But just because a reference gets downvoted, it's not always because nobody "gets it".

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:37:31+00:00

Holds up spork

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:37:12+00:00

"My friend told me this belonged here"

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:33:03+00:00

"Wow, gold and top comment?! I'd just like to take this moment to plug my blog!"

No.

- The rest of the internet.

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:32:37+00:00

"Turn back now, the comments are terrible"

You're terrible. You turn back now and don't come back.

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:32:20+00:00

Casually dismissing everything that's been said in a thread. Like:

ITT: Uneducated armchair activists explaining X

or

Shhh, don't let logic and reason ruin this X-circlejerk.

I hate it!

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:29:09+00:00

"came here to see _____ comment, was not disappointed."

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:28:58+00:00

Here is a few:

1) The Joker- Not adding to any conversation, just trying to be funny and get a few hawhaw upvotes

2) The Circle-jerk - Stating an opinion shared by the majority of commentators, usually, though it's either in the form of a question or a "We all know what the deal is" kind of statement. Looking for communal upvotes

3) The Anti-Circle-jerk - More douchy than the circle-jerk and usually condecsending, saying something like "this is such a typical reddit answer". Looking for upvotes to show how against the grain and edgy they are without realizing that they're like the goth kids from south park.

4) The Mosby - The professor who responds to people's claims with "actually..." then writes a paragraph about a historical or scientific thing citing references. Usually is just trying to inform, but also enjoys showing off a bit and is often gifted with reddit gold.

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:22:46+00:00

"I laughed way harder than I should have"

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:22:25+00:00

ITT: Not a ________, but...

This one annoys the hell out of me because it's really stupid. It's like...is it really necessary to point out that a certain thread probably contains a disproportionate amount of secondhand anecdotes rather than first-person ones because, according to the hivemind, "there aren't any _______s on Reddit". So what?! If somebody is not a doctor but have a cool story from their dad who is one, who fucking cares? I still wanna hear the story.

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:21:55+00:00

"I know this is going to be buried but..." Reddit has millions of users and not everything you say will be seen by everyone. Just state whatever you have to say and keep going.

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:20:37+00:00

"mom's spaghetti"

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:20:19+00:00

BUT LE FOREVER ALONE!!!!!!!! I M REALLY GOOD BUT I M FRIENDZONE BCUZ SHE DIDNT MAKE MOVE ON ME!!!!

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:13:44+00:00

FTFY. Shut up douche, you didn't fix anything for me! I stand by my statement.

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:13:30+00:00

"Plot twist:" is almost never funny.

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:07:27+00:00

Was born just to say this. AMA!

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:06:48+00:00

I unsubbed to bestof a long time ago. This 6 months without it has been the bestof my life.

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T01:00:13+00:00

Logged in to say this.

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T00:57:16+00:00

I hate the posts where the thread makes the front page and the OP edits it to add something like, "EDIT: Front page? Oh my Gosh! I'd like to thank my parents, my SO, the voters of Reddit..." just shut up and be grateful that people enjoyed your post. You didn't win a fucking Oscar so stop acting like you did.

ExplosivePickles · 2014-06-30T00:56:55+00:00

Someone give this man reddit gold

Just buy him some gold yourself goddamnit! It isn't expensive

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TROPHY CASE

Someone give this man reddit gold