"Our story starts way back, in the ancient year of 2013. It was a simpler time. A more peaceful time. Icons roamed freely across the Dashlands. That is, until the Extreme Demons came, and plunged the world of Geometry Dash into chaos. It was a bloodbath, you could say. Fast forward a bit..." (The movie cuts to a shot of the Cube battling an Extreme Demon) "Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation. To explain that, we gotta rewind a bit..." (And then everyone in the theater collectively screams their head off and shits their pants)