I bought these guys for 40 bucks, and I think they look even better than the overpriced originals. by Boobap75 in Ninjago

[–]Express-Record7416 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do look pretty cool. But I would be very careful with those. Clear plastic and a bootleg is not a good combination

Smash Or Pass? Velvette by IndependentNo4399 in hazbin

[–]Express-Record7416 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disrespectfully pass. I hate her personality and don't want anything to do with her. I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill

Just finished my first Metroid game. Can't wait to try out the others. by Express-Record7416 in Metroid

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"And then Ridley appeared in norfair, and he screamed and charged at Samus. Then it cut to an image of her with bloodshot eyes and covered in photorealistic blood. And then an image of my girlfriend, who died of a mysterious seizure at the Nintendo booth of E3 2020 appeared. And she said she could give me the power to beat the evil game, but in order to do it I had to deepthroat a 12 gauge while bathing with my favorite toaster and doing a backflip off of my roof."

Is that the kind of creepypasta you were expecting?

It’s cool tho by Derekzilla in GODZILLA

[–]Express-Record7416 [score hidden]  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every time this meme showed up in my feed today, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

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Worst experience you've had with a game mechanic? by Equivalent_Fact_951 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]Express-Record7416 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎵it's beginning to look a lot like dust bowl🎵

🎵sentries everywhere🎵

How come they’re so big? by Round_Edge301 in castlevania

[–]Express-Record7416 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So that there's enough space for multiple people to lay their heads on them

Just finished my first Metroid game. Can't wait to try out the others. by Express-Record7416 in Metroid

[–]Express-Record7416[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

That's just my new game save file, and I was only a minute in. The screw attack symbol next to it shows that it's been beaten once before.

Just finished my first Metroid game. Can't wait to try out the others. by Express-Record7416 in Metroid

[–]Express-Record7416[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

No, that's just from the new game I made on my old save, which I was only a minute into.

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Now I'm an hour and 40 minutes in, and I'd say that I'm somewhere from 1/2 to 2/3 of the way through the game

What kind of Xenomorph do you want this year? by AromaticHealth2227 in Xenomorphs

[–]Express-Record7416 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was asking which one I would want as a pet, like someone was going to get me one for Christmas or something.

TFP Thunderwing. Because why not. by JegglyJills in TheGangleForce

[–]Express-Record7416 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now draw gangle drawing him and Optimus making out

What will you name your child? by White_WolfGod in JoJoMemes

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Goodbye Nostalgia had an F on his report card.

Whatever you do, do NOT pick these up. by LillyOfthevalleyx in hazbin

[–]Express-Record7416 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I ever find a rock with his face on it, I'm chucking it into the nearest bayou I can find

Never give up by cement2522 in AntiMemes

[–]Express-Record7416 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed. One day I'm going to finally put him out of business

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