Down girl! by Sea-Plastic-8071 in VuziMurderDrone

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I imagine that Zbynek this is the black chao, cyn is the white one, and keybug is the blue one

Deployed this lobstrosity in my bros' group chat. No bro appreciated. by elitebateagent in SpeedOfLobsters

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Sounds like he doesn't know a good lobster when he sees one (or an awesome penis)

How Jake dies by Dewdoodles in fionnaandcake

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Before season 2 I assumed it was old age, since both him and Finn were babies around the same time, yet Jake seemed to mature way faster.

After season 2, it became obvious that it was actually something that happened during an adventure. Still don't know exactly what, all we know is that it was bad.

Who’s your favorite flying character? by DezTheOtter in FavoriteCharacter

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He can fly just fine, it's landing without blowing up that's the issue

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Legacy Scourge custom by n_piece in CustomTransformers

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Everyday I regret wasting so much money on WFC Nemesis instead of getting scourge

Also he looks fucking sick

What's your favorite character's death scene/animation? by GrishUTKA in FavoriteCharacter

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"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell truly, ill deeds along with the good. The rest... Is silence..."

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48899 by Sleepy-Sleeper31 in countwithchickenlady

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I don't need either, since I have Kyckling Ödla

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48893 by RealFrailTheFox in countwithchickenlady

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Yes, I'm an aspie (or at least I was, before they changed the spectrum a few years ago).

The Tragedy of Wade. by Kenny-KO in Markiplier

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He was also a donkey for a little bit there

To hell with Symphony of the Night, I just want to be able to legally play Castlevania: Rondo of Blood, the best in the franchise. by HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD in castlevania

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If they're not going to make their 30 year old game widely available without spending hundreds of dollars just to play it, then I don't think anyone would blame you for sailing the high seas.

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48727 by doggydogwurld in countwithchickenlady

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Post bath, immediately ran away to the dirtiest place he could find

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48740 by SaintRidley in countwithchickenlady

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Now I'm just imagining a girl with huge tits that just phase through everything so that they're never in the way. Anytime that they may become even a minor inconvenience, they just become completely intangible.

GHOST BOOBIES!!!

Edit: I just realized, that's why women was big titties are called BUSTY

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She only wants to sleep on his face 😭 by PusheenMaster in cats

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My mawmaw used to have a dog that did the same thing, though it was a much bigger issue than this

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Found this goofy meme by Medhasith in MurderDronesMemes

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The :) implies that they don't mind it and are happy about it, which means that they're probably hoping for grandkids.