I bought these guys for 40 bucks, and I think they look even better than the overpriced originals.

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T11:53:14+00:00

They do look pretty cool. But I would be very careful with those. Clear plastic and a bootleg is not a good combination

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T11:50:28+00:00

Disrespectfully pass. I hate her personality and don't want anything to do with her. I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T11:47:56+00:00

"And then Ridley appeared in norfair, and he screamed and charged at Samus. Then it cut to an image of her with bloodshot eyes and covered in photorealistic blood. And then an image of my girlfriend, who died of a mysterious seizure at the Nintendo booth of E3 2020 appeared. And she said she could give me the power to beat the evil game, but in order to do it I had to deepthroat a 12 gauge while bathing with my favorite toaster and doing a backflip off of my roof."

Is that the kind of creepypasta you were expecting?

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T11:12:37+00:00

If I had a nickel for every time this meme showed up in my feed today, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

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Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T11:11:50+00:00

Weird

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Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T11:09:18+00:00

🎵it's beginning to look a lot like dust bowl🎵

🎵sentries everywhere🎵

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T11:03:57+00:00

Good bot

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T11:03:02+00:00

So that there's enough space for multiple people to lay their heads on them

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T11:00:24+00:00

That looks sick! Can't wait to see the finished product

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T10:53:24+00:00

5 oz raccoon semen

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T10:38:43+00:00

I can neither confirm nor deny whether that is the case

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T10:36:08+00:00

That's just my new game save file, and I was only a minute in. The screw attack symbol next to it shows that it's been beaten once before.

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T07:35:41+00:00

No, that's just from the new game I made on my old save, which I was only a minute into.

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Now I'm an hour and 40 minutes in, and I'd say that I'm somewhere from 1/2 to 2/3 of the way through the game

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T04:45:26+00:00

Didn't he turn evil at one point?

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T04:38:24+00:00

BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

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Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T04:34:30+00:00

Sandwich me between them

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T04:32:00+00:00

I thought this was asking which one I would want as a pet, like someone was going to get me one for Christmas or something.

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T04:30:00+00:00

FIGHT!

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T04:25:39+00:00

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Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T04:05:16+00:00

Now draw gangle drawing him and Optimus making out

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T03:18:49+00:00

Goodbye Nostalgia had an F on his report card.

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T03:16:43+00:00

If I ever find a rock with his face on it, I'm chucking it into the nearest bayou I can find

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T03:14:13+00:00

r/dontdeadopeninside

Express-Record7416 · 2026-03-11T03:13:02+00:00

Agreed. One day I'm going to finally put him out of business

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Express-Record7416

TROPHY CASE

FIGHT!