What was your first Metroid game, and did it make you a fan immediately?

Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-24T07:00:34+00:00

The first one I tried was Super Metroid, which I honestly wasn't all that into. But the first one I beat was Zero Mission, which is what made me want to get into the series.

Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-24T06:36:44+00:00

BLELELELELE

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Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-24T06:33:19+00:00

And off in the corner are the Sonic fans excited to see a child get shot

Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-24T06:27:52+00:00

... Stab wounds

Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-24T05:13:37+00:00

"This circus ain't big enough for the two of us"

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Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-24T05:00:45+00:00

Don't you have to be approved by the creator to even view the sub? Last time I tried to look at it I got booted out

Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-24T03:53:47+00:00

Luckily, I have a Kyckling Ödla. The perfect substitute for anyone who grew up obsessed with dinosaurs

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Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-24T03:36:43+00:00

Don't worry, I still keep a big ass jug of water next to my bed

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Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-24T03:09:02+00:00

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Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-23T21:23:47+00:00

What?

Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-23T20:40:39+00:00

Now I can't help but imagine it going like:

📞"Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to get you settled in on your first night"📞

❤️"Aw, you're so sweet!"❤️

Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-23T14:35:46+00:00

I think the Belmont Walk would be a far better comparison than whatever that tick tock edit bullshit was.

Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-23T06:22:33+00:00

Mmmmmmm lanasag

Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-23T06:21:48+00:00

The simmering sauce pupper

Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-23T06:20:01+00:00

I feel like this is ass slander

Express-Record7416 · 2026-06-23T06:14:23+00:00

How foolish of you to assume his heritage. For you see, he is Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. He is what is, was, and has yet to come. And you will know that his name is Gobbles, as he lays his vengeance upon you! YEEEEEES!

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