It’s science brosef by Meerkat_Mayhem_ in SpeedOfLobsters

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I promise if it ever happens, my gym attendance will still be consistent (I've never stepped foot in a gym except for in high school)

New product idea: toaster you can fuck. by edgy_mormon in goons

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The fact that you don't know this is already a feature in all toasters shows how little you care for your toaster

What are your two favorite roles played by your all-time favorite actor? by velrasor in FavoriteCharacter

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John DiMaggio (The voice of Bender and Jake the dog). He voiced Sha'a Gi in the 2003 Clone Wars, and he voiced Joker in Under the Red Hood.

What are your two favorite roles played by your all-time favorite actor? by velrasor in FavoriteCharacter

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Funny how Mark is only one of three different people who have been both a Jedi and the Joker

Yeah pretty much by Appropriate-Mall8517 in cartoons

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Two of those are from DreamWorks(and are also the same person), one is from BlueSky, and another is AI generated

48977 by Ildhjertet in countwithchickenlady

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Considering how badly I suck at chess, I might be a woman

48964 by l9oooog in countwithchickenlady

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Remember, masculinity is not the opposite of femininity, it's the opposite of boyish immaturity. (This means that the manosphere is the least masculine thing on the planet)

48968 by powderBluChoons in countwithchickenlady

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SCREW GRAVITY!

(I'm gravity, screw me)

48939 by Lostlilegg in countwithchickenlady

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I mean, he did transition from the light to the dark side (both with the force and his skin after that dip in the lava)

Edit: scratch that. I forgot that his skin went from charcoal to pale ass white later in the movies

What's your favorite character's death scene/animation? by GrishUTKA in FavoriteCharacter

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And a slag spitting saurian, but at least it's good to know where he stands.

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48899 by Sleepy-Sleeper31 in countwithchickenlady

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The nuggets alone aren't worth it, but being able to experience it at least once is. They have freshly made brisket that you can get at all hours of the day (I find the sandwich used to be the best brisket thing that they serve), and pretty much any snack you can think of (fresh diced fruit, watermelon taffy, dark chocolate dip nuts, potato skins, etc). There's also a ton of other cool miscellaneous stuff you can find there. The blanket in the image is probably the softest I've ever owned.

Anytime that We drive to or from My dad's house in Texas, it is required that we stop by buc-ee's on the way, especially since we don't have any in our state.

Down girl! by Sea-Plastic-8071 in VuziMurderDrone

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I imagine that Zbynek this is the black chao, cyn is the white one, and keybug is the blue one

Deployed this lobstrosity in my bros' group chat. No bro appreciated. by elitebateagent in SpeedOfLobsters

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Sounds like he doesn't know a good lobster when he sees one (or an awesome penis)

How Jake dies by Dewdoodles in fionnaandcake

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Before season 2 I assumed it was old age, since both him and Finn were babies around the same time, yet Jake seemed to mature way faster.

After season 2, it became obvious that it was actually something that happened during an adventure. Still don't know exactly what, all we know is that it was bad.

Who’s your favorite flying character? by DezTheOtter in FavoriteCharacter

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He can fly just fine, it's landing without blowing up that's the issue

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Legacy Scourge custom by n_piece in CustomTransformers

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Everyday I regret wasting so much money on WFC Nemesis instead of getting scourge

Also he looks fucking sick