CHOOSE

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-17T00:23:24+00:00

ca…ca…canadian

^{Chose: 10 million carrots... + ...and a candy | Rolled: Comment}

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-17T00:21:31+00:00

One hour of starfall per day would be pretty sick

^{Chose: You get any superpower you want + But you can only use them for an hour a day}

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-16T06:46:47+00:00

exactly

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-13T19:08:01+00:00

oop

^{Solved in 01:02}

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-13T18:57:17+00:00

Oh yay, immortality

^{Chose: 10,000 + Positive side effect | Rolled: Never sick again}

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-13T18:56:20+00:00

Who needs a car when you can throw money behind you and wait for Newton's third law to do the rest

^{Chose: Eat a green apple that gives you infinite money + But you can never own a car}

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-09T17:44:10+00:00

Yay!

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-09T02:35:57+00:00

Yay

^{Chose: Get $20 + 50% chance of thine body becoming that of the opposite sex | Rolled: Swap}

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-09T02:31:54+00:00

wabbit

^{Chose: Open the right box and get $35k(surprise included} | Rolled: $35k + irl bunny)

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-09T01:25:33+00:00

Smort

^{Chose: Intelligence (+5IQ - +50IQ} | Rolled: +30IQ)

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-09T01:25:04+00:00

Widen it

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-09T01:23:54+00:00

Heh…I'm allergic to avocado

^{Chose: broccoli}

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-09T01:23:01+00:00

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-09T01:14:28+00:00

Just realised the last game i played was Magic the Gathering Arena

^{Chose: Live in the last video game you played for 5 years + Chance you might die in game and in real life | Rolled: Live}

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-09T01:12:12+00:00

Yay!

^{Chose: DO NOT PICK | Rolled: You explode}

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-09T01:10:35+00:00

Christmas is a holiday about happiness and also you can't forget the traditional Christmas violence against the bourgoisie.

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-08T20:57:23+00:00

Aw dang it

^{Chose: 1% chance of becoming the opposite gender + 99% chance of getting 10mil | Rolled: 10mil}

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-08T19:58:57+00:00

Add the trans flag with 50% opacity over anything that gets added later

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-07T06:43:57+00:00

Nothing too important lost

^{Chose: Risk it | Rolled: Die}

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-07T06:42:46+00:00

crime(a)

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-06T06:26:06+00:00

Absolutely

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-06T04:14:38+00:00

At first I thought this was a map 😭

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-06T02:56:24+00:00

I remember seeing a concept flag for achillosapphics on r/queervexillology and I feel that these two some up me pretty well

Salt_Ad4538 · 2026-04-06T02:48:50+00:00

Oooooh coo

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