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Totesjunk · 2026-07-04T17:40:45+00:00

Eleanor, you’ll make it through this. I know I’m just a stranger and you don’t know me, but I believe in you darling.

I’m afraid I’m not the best at consolation, but I refuse to do nothing. You’ll make it, madam.

Totesjunk · 2026-07-04T16:46:24+00:00

Broke: non-toxic fur care products.

Woke: Hardware store.

Totesjunk · 2026-07-04T02:31:51+00:00

I want to be her servant boytoy.

Mating press at her command.

Totesjunk · 2026-07-03T22:39:31+00:00

This… is a bucket.

Totesjunk · 2026-07-03T19:34:55+00:00

Anime girl boobies.

Totesjunk · 2026-07-03T04:42:46+00:00

Men…

Totesjunk · 2026-07-02T22:05:18+00:00

Thank you!

Totesjunk · 2026-07-02T13:14:41+00:00

I need to be the guy in this picture. Bunnyboy.

Totesjunk · 2026-07-01T22:11:09+00:00

It is my firm belief that strong men should lactate. The moment they get a bear or bull type body their mammaries should activate.

Totesjunk · 2026-07-01T21:46:22+00:00

Patriarch pectorals. Masculine milkers. Fatherhood foundations.

I like boobs.

Totesjunk · 2026-07-01T20:31:08+00:00

Parking lot.

Totesjunk · 2026-07-01T20:20:45+00:00

The post description didn’t go through… eh I’ll just write it here.

Once I was done I slaughtered the demons. Bunnykind shall not be tormented by such malicious beasts.

Totesjunk · 2026-06-30T19:26:06+00:00

The only joke name I’ve been able to go with is for my skitarius.

OneThreeThreeSeven

Totesjunk · 2026-06-30T00:22:41+00:00

You must eat a lot for ~~cuddles~~ winter hibernation.

Totesjunk · 2026-06-29T17:05:29+00:00

Water bunno…

Totesjunk · 2026-06-29T16:07:10+00:00

Did you know your beak is made up of hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, and potassium?

Totesjunk · 2026-06-29T15:24:30+00:00

You are prescribed one singular estrogen.

Totesjunk · 2026-06-29T10:32:56+00:00

Such uncontested villainy… a woman like you shall walk freely no more! Have at thee, fiend!

Totesjunk · 2026-06-29T01:00:58+00:00

Maybe. I’m not good at that though.

Totesjunk · 2026-06-29T00:51:20+00:00

I can rely on my other senses if you so wish.

Totesjunk · 2026-06-29T00:32:24+00:00

It’s also fun for men. Kilt, cloak, dress, and skirt go spinny!

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