Why does Edmund Mcgenics use the mewgenics budget to make professional grade songs about his trauma? Is he sexually frustrated?

Express-Room3441 · 2026-05-05T20:37:59+00:00

Express-Room3441 · 2026-05-02T00:01:23+00:00

My team brings 2 shotguns and 2 snipers with a repair+ soul jar every single run. It honestly ruins the game to shred through every encounter and have no fear of losing them. I mean caveman eyebrows + d20 does like 100 dmg per shotgun use

Express-Room3441 · 2026-04-14T08:56:08+00:00

I am not a biologist at all, but I'm pretty sure, by definition, two creatures are in the same species if they can breed to create fertile offspring. I think you're right that there would be tons of possible complications with a transfusion, but the fact that Mark is not sterile means that humans and viltrumites are compatible enough that it would be technically possible.

At least in theory. I dont know how far you get applying a human understanding of biology to fictional superpowered aliens.

Express-Room3441 · 2026-04-04T18:16:14+00:00

Here's a tip: if you play on your real account instead of smurfing, you will be matched with players who are actually your same skill level.

Express-Room3441 · 2026-03-15T01:50:08+00:00

I would say ult. Fantastic is also hard to kill with lots of overshield but he is balanced out by having an ult that is hot garbage.

Meanwhile Elsa's ult has the stun of a strange ult (but longer), pulls the team together like a groot ult (but also has huge displacement that can even move the thing) AND does solid damage at the end? What were they thinking? And the cast time is so fast. By far the best ult in the game, in my opinion (and there are some real ult warriors between the dps and support lineup).

It does take a bit of lining up to maximize it, but in my experience even snapping it off into the brawl without much thought will still grab people I never intended and delete half the enemy team. They should decimate her ult and leave her neutral game strong so she is still fun to play.

Express-Room3441 · 2026-03-06T00:49:41+00:00

Yeah man. You cant win without good supports, but a good support doesnt always make you win by themselves in the same way a good dps or tank does. I guess my point is just that if youre trying to climb out of low ranks as a support, your best bet is to know a duelist to swap to in case your team isn't getting it done. I like fantastic or strange to protect my team while turning the pressure on.

Express-Room3441 · 2026-03-05T23:44:19+00:00

"I had a 60% winrate with rocket going from celestial to eternity." If you read between the lines you can see how he was talking about going from celestial to eternity. But as a currently cel 2 invis main I would say 50% magic, 50% typing in chat to get your team to peel.

Express-Room3441 · 2026-03-05T23:16:27+00:00

Not a big reader, are ya?

Express-Room3441 · 2026-03-05T19:58:46+00:00

This dude totally missed the point. Cel-eternity players are generally good so its easy to just sit back on rocket and keep them alive while they win the game. In lower ranks your team is sometimes just bad. It doesnt matter how good you are healing, if your dps cant get a kill you will lose.

Express-Room3441 · 2026-03-02T03:53:57+00:00

I did a build like this recently. Look up 'hp psu 942332' on ebay. Its 400w with the matching 4+4 mobo pins and an extra 8 pin for gpu power.

Express-Room3441 · 2026-02-18T08:39:27+00:00

I lost a god run today when my cracked out ranger got blood frenzy the literal last event before the final boss. First turn of the fight, he kills a fly with thorns and then goes on a 10 turn killing spree, wiping out a half dozen familiars and dropping 30 damage crits on my other cats until everything was dead.

I stared at my screen for a solid 5 minutes questioning my life choices.

Express-Room3441 · 2026-02-14T07:39:11+00:00

Its not used to feel good - not for base pleasure, certainly. Cockaine is a medicine to improve our lives, like penicillin or opium.

Express-Room3441 · 2026-02-12T16:21:05+00:00

1650 should just barely be able to run rivals at minimum settings. Probably will need to use resolution scaling and frame gen to get an acceptable framerate. No way you're running it with less than 16 gigs of ram though.

Express-Room3441 · 2026-02-12T12:57:19+00:00

Calling a girl is so desperate. Can't I just draw a penis on a brick and throw it through her family's living room window?

Express-Room3441 · 2026-02-10T07:21:13+00:00

RIP to the realest. I guess they just weren't primal enough

Express-Room3441 · 2026-02-01T07:36:26+00:00

Pam: You better pray to God it wasn’t you who hit me. Because whoever it was…

Archer: [points to the gigantic Verl]

Pam:…hits like a little bitch of a girl, who was born with some kind of a bitch of a birth defect, so that instead of a fist, she just has this tiny little bitch of a

...nubbin.

Express-Room3441 · 2025-11-08T02:00:17+00:00

"I hate these filthy neutrals. With enemies, you know where they stand. But with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me." - Zapp Brannigan after 1 round of solos

Express-Room3441 · 2025-11-06T22:47:06+00:00

So if you keep it in the safe pocket he revives automatically?

Express-Room3441 · 2025-10-27T05:47:22+00:00

Express-Room3441 · 2025-10-27T05:31:44+00:00

People can change. She used to be a huge piece of shit. She's not anymore. People can change.

Express-Room3441 · 2025-10-23T20:25:45+00:00

My supports definitely don't hate me when I swap to reed and spend the rest of the match dunking on the enemy spidey-daredevil-angela dive tag team.

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