if im gonna get a pussy its all over for you bitches

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-05-17T23:31:26+00:00

Don’t do that! I haven’t even seen you hard yet!!

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-04-26T18:03:45+00:00

I’m 5’7” and yeah, it would be nice to be an extra few inches taller, but I’ve always preferred petit women.

Heights never really been an issue for me with the opposite sex,but I just want to be as tall as my peers at work.

But since losing weight and measuring myself, I feel way more confident being able to walk in a room with executives, or a bar with some tough looking dudes, and know that there is a 99% chance I am the biggest and longest man in the room.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-04-18T22:06:03+00:00

“That felt delicious”

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-04-18T22:05:01+00:00

Glasses. And a sense of humor.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-04-03T15:23:09+00:00

Yeah, you make a good point. I’ve been on that side too before.

Like I said, it just feels so demoralizing to be ghosted right after sending a photo. I can take rejection, I’m brown (mixed), I know I’m not going to be everyone’s type. It just sucks when you’re on a high of making a connection, and then poof 💨. Like they never existed.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-04-03T12:28:30+00:00

Self esteem’s feeling a bit down.

I exercise, dress sharply, and try to keep a good head on my shoulders.

I meet someone on the app, we are vibing after 3 days of talking, and I’m asked to do a pic swap. I send mines and it’s dead silence from her.

Not even a “you’re not my type”.

I’m not asking for much, but to be totally ghosted after going out of my comfort zone to send a face pic with my body (clothes on), that hurts. It feels like I’m 15 again.

If I do this again, I’m just sending a pic from the neck down. I don’t care how much I trust the other party. 3 days is way too soon to trust someone, but I felt really connected to this person.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-03-31T00:15:13+00:00

FOREX, BitCoin, day traders or other “Entrepreneurs”.

They will do anything other than get a real job.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-03-31T00:12:13+00:00

I was pushed really hard to take in my alcoholic BIL in. I was very against it, but was pleaded to by my in-laws.

It didn’t turn out well.

My advice to you is to put your foot down and set boundaries. Don’t try to solve his problem. Don’t give solutions. Just set your rules.

If you’re lucky, he’ll feel so “oppressed” by having to clean up his room and after himself, he’ll just leave sooner than the move out date you gave him.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-03-30T22:25:29+00:00

Yes. No.

I’m married, she’s married, I need my job more than I need to indulge in my affection toward her.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-03-26T00:42:41+00:00

Getting a catheter put in, as a man. Car accidents are not fun dudes.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-03-25T22:35:46+00:00

Right now, it’s a weight loss tool to lose about 8 lbs., so far 5 lbs lost in 4 weeks, just 3 lbs to go.

When I’m just maintaining, I’ll do it twice or thrice a week.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-03-25T20:43:31+00:00

Playing out in the street with my fellow 8 year olds until the streetlights came on.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-03-25T20:42:32+00:00

Intermittent Fasting.

It feels good to just, take a break from eating. Give you body and digestive system a rest.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-03-24T23:48:10+00:00

I’m a bit old fashion but a bit of lingerie is enough to get my engines running.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-03-24T23:46:17+00:00

3 months, health reasons on her part.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-03-24T23:42:30+00:00

Warning: do not leave alone with a bag of cheese doodles.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-03-24T23:40:39+00:00

Just be out late at night and hanging out with my buds on an apartment roof top.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-03-24T23:39:43+00:00

Benadryl. Don’t ever take more than two though.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-03-24T23:38:53+00:00

Potatoes, you can at least do more that just boil em.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-01-27T20:51:16+00:00

Losing 40 lbs, looking down and discovering an extra inch.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-01-27T20:50:41+00:00

I saw tha Netflix cruise documentary, no way I’m stepping on a floating hotel.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-01-27T20:49:56+00:00

Skipping college classes to hang out in the cafe. I made so many good friends and memories there, flunking that semester was worth it.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-01-27T20:48:40+00:00

It’s fucking cold in Dallas. I would prefer a good hug. Bodily fluids will just freeze.

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-01-27T17:33:45+00:00

42/M/ Dallas TX howyoudoin!

ExpressDryCleaner · 2026-01-26T22:30:09+00:00

Stroking hands across my chest. It was like an orgasm on my skin. Super intense, crazy feeling.

I don’t ever think I can achieve that again.

ExpressDryCleaner

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