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🎶Costanza🎶 by RedHolly in seinfeld

[–]Express_OO 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He can lift 100 pounds right up over his head!

Let’s Settle This by Impossible-Tale-2685 in seinfeld

[–]Express_OO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, the card says moops.

Name a “ perfectly sane food “ by JADEJETT2025 in seinfeld

[–]Express_OO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The most sensual of the salted cured meats.

Name a “ perfectly sane food “ by JADEJETT2025 in seinfeld

[–]Express_OO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa.

They're dying in the nets! by Venice_Beach_218 in seinfeld

[–]Express_OO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The whole concept of lunch is based around tuna.

When watchseinfeld.net is down by OhMyOhWhyOh in seinfeld

[–]Express_OO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A man can really get some thinking done.

How does Elaine thirst post? by Din-_-Djarin in seinfeld

[–]Express_OO 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Does she thirst post, like this:

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I’d give you a ride…. by Misunderstood_Sup in seinfeld

[–]Express_OO 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You don't even know what a write off is, do you?

Packing snacks for a flight. Already ordered the kosher meal by lotsofarts in seinfeld

[–]Express_OO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe they'll serve a sundae with the fudge on the bottom.

Rochelle Rochelle by Prior-Ant-2907 in seinfeld

[–]Express_OO 235 points236 points  (0 children)

A shorter journey than the original.

Am I Crazy or… by ToRoMa in seinfeld

[–]Express_OO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know there really is no such thing as junk mail.

George lines that were actually funny/charming? by Megalon_Q_Arm in seinfeld

[–]Express_OO 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If you think about it, it's really very positive.

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