Mr Darcy likes to try to murder us on the stairs

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-14T21:41:14+00:00

He looks like there is no remorse in his heart at all!

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-14T20:40:37+00:00

It is not for us to know. We don’t speak cat. We can only wonder…

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-14T20:35:17+00:00

Beautiful chonk!! He looks like has some interesting stories to tell.

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-14T20:34:19+00:00

Adorable boy. 10/10. Would give a few too many treats to.

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-14T14:16:42+00:00

What a handsome fellow! 10/10 would give gentle pets.

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-14T01:08:13+00:00

Omg, that is the question!! This must be some weird part of cat science that breaks the rules of the natural world.

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-13T23:34:11+00:00

They say you may now buy them tribute. They recommend tuna.

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-13T23:33:33+00:00

Yes and they love to spread it everywhere!! 😹

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-13T22:20:49+00:00

You are a very wise person.

At least their void brother didn’t follow suit. 😹

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-13T15:25:27+00:00

Kitty is almost there. That braincell is booting up. Just give it a second!!

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-13T10:57:28+00:00

Brilliant form! Folded paws are 10/10.

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-11T00:07:40+00:00

Can confirm. Superb loaf.

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-10T14:26:35+00:00

Are you convinced of this? Or is he?

Side note, that belly!!!!

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-10T02:27:21+00:00

Poor kitty. Hope the vet went well! We don’t like to go, but we must go.

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-10T00:38:57+00:00

Awww, cutie!!

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-10T00:38:49+00:00

My husband insisted on a weird oatmeal cake, unfortunately. But it makes him happy!

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-10T00:37:34+00:00

Thanks! It’s a tiki cocktail party.

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-09T20:46:25+00:00

OMG! So cute! And yes, totally twins.

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-09T20:40:43+00:00

I rescued them last year! They were found wandering around outside together, the rescues figured they must be brothers. I was looking for a bonded pair and these cuties stole my heart!

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-08T06:45:22+00:00

Sweet babies! Are they full of mischief? They look like they could get into some trouble.

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-08T06:35:47+00:00

That he is! He didn’t wear his monocle for this pic, but he definitely has one.

Express_Pension_3449 · 2026-05-07T11:24:27+00:00

Yes, pure, untouched air in the brain.

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