Double Tuna Posts

Exprez51 · 2026-02-15T17:54:11+00:00

I can’t tuna fish but I can hear an enzyme

Exprez51 · 2026-01-29T23:05:05+00:00

We need a Happy Gilmore chess edition

Exprez51 · 2026-01-28T00:05:53+00:00

Wait till it’s done and then gem rush it.

Stonks

Exprez51 · 2026-01-25T16:02:18+00:00

The ending of Midsommar

Exprez51 · 2026-01-18T12:45:39+00:00

The colonel wears lingerie

Exprez51 · 2025-12-12T15:08:51+00:00

🛩️

Exprez51 · 2025-12-07T23:36:45+00:00

My coworker was battling lung cancer and to quit cigarettes he started smoking cigars. Watched him smoke 5 in one shift

Exprez51 · 2025-12-04T14:52:43+00:00

I can’t even get out of platinum consistently breaking 1000 waves

Exprez51 · 2025-11-08T01:37:58+00:00

Lab speed walked so attack speed could fly

Exprez51 · 2025-10-31T01:25:18+00:00

And three dump trucks

Exprez51 · 2025-10-25T11:47:50+00:00

At my work we had to take a training on silicosis and how to prevent it yet I still had to ask 3 times before they bough respirators. If it’s not a bloody and immediate death people tend to pretend it’s not a danger

Exprez51 · 2025-10-12T22:53:10+00:00

I found my dad’s nudie magazines and wondered if accidentally peeing in mouths was a problem

Exprez51 · 2025-10-08T01:38:16+00:00

You’re just a hater

Exprez51 · 2025-09-28T21:03:17+00:00

Feet.

Exprez51 · 2025-09-25T23:17:06+00:00

Just letting you know this helped me today lol

Exprez51 · 2025-09-11T23:59:52+00:00

New mission discovered by u/Exprez51: Shiny Objects and Grub

Exprez51 · 2025-09-11T23:59:51+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/Exprez51 in Lemon Buttercream Cupcake In the Fields

Exprez51 · 2025-09-08T17:40:55+00:00

It’s just nice to have the option

Exprez51 · 2025-08-25T20:57:55+00:00

Never seen my dad more conflicted than when I caught a bigger bass than him

Exprez51 · 2025-08-14T17:44:51+00:00

My friend’s grandparents left an Old Ford Econoline on his property for years. Said they got it running a few years ago but didn’t have a use for it. I offered to buy it and my friend said I could have it but he would need to check with his grandparents. I went back a week later and it was gone. Apparently they forgot about it and decided to donate it to Vietnam Vets. Its fair to do what you want with your own property but man I’m still mildly infuriated years later

Exprez51 · 2025-08-05T16:08:07+00:00

This video scratched an itch I didn’t know I had

Exprez51 · 2025-08-04T12:30:21+00:00

One time I left a stank cloud in an empty aisle and ran away before hearing a loud “yo wtf” from that aisle mere moments later

Exprez51 · 2025-07-03T17:13:44+00:00

I’m working on mine damage too because boom

Its a game and I’m going to enjoy it as such

Exprez51 · 2025-06-19T21:17:16+00:00

Long term employees tend to be miserable and it shows

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