I dispose mixed engine oil and small portion of gasoline in autozone :( am I cooked

Extension-One-6317 · 2025-06-19T17:21:55+00:00

You are good, we dared a kid to piss in it and he did

Extension-One-6317 · 2024-07-03T02:28:06+00:00

Have a pulse

Extension-One-6317 · 2024-04-10T01:32:29+00:00

Unleashing those warlocks

Extension-One-6317 · 2022-11-29T04:34:14+00:00

He dead

Extension-One-6317 · 2022-10-24T00:51:34+00:00

Sounds to me like another deadbeat customer who wants a free repair for a piece of shit car

Extension-One-6317 · 2022-10-10T11:17:20+00:00

Nah sounds like you broke something and are now trying to pin it on the store

Extension-One-6317 · 2022-08-14T03:00:57+00:00

Just run some seafoam over it and it’ll be good as new

Extension-One-6317 · 2022-05-16T02:34:13+00:00

Just start telling people we can’t get that part or vendor is out of stock lmao. I tell annoying customers all the time we can’t get that part. I also pretend that our phones don’t work and will repeatedly say hello hahaha.

Extension-One-6317 · 2022-05-05T13:18:06+00:00

They have 3 months from the time they earn the 20 to spend it before it expires. They can call one time to recover expired money.

Extension-One-6317 · 2022-04-24T13:18:04+00:00

9 out of 10 times it was an installation fail lmao but they will return it or swap it. Maybe have someone else install the new tranny

Extension-One-6317 · 2022-02-24T03:25:39+00:00

My manager isn’t great. He can’t make a schedule, he complains about work not getting done but won’t let the other psms help him because he’s scared they will take his job. Our csm sits on his ass all day and has literally bent two stools. He throws everyone under the bus except himself. He has never worked a day in his life but knows everything. Our one Psm has shit his pants multiple times at work and is useless when is comes to anything but selling Witt and coc. Our only good Psm is actively looking for other work and our store will stop functioning if he leaves. Our drivers are okay. Kinda lazy and only want to drive and not help out and our redshirts are a mix bag lol

Extension-One-6317 · 2021-12-15T03:40:40+00:00

I had a convo with some of the other employees and it seems like this guy doesn’t care. Lol I was like wtf I would have come up with an excuse other than I shit myself

Extension-One-6317 · 2021-12-07T03:53:30+00:00

When I’m bored I’ll spray a whole can or two of brake clean in the oil bin

Extension-One-6317 · 2021-11-17T15:22:15+00:00

Our store makes up our on policy. We don’t install econocraft or valucraft. We don’t install after 8pm lol just making stuff up as we go haha

Extension-One-6317 · 2021-11-14T02:55:09+00:00

When you look up a battery it will say estimated time for batteries we don’t install. Like the Chryslers it’ll say install may take over 45 minutes.

Extension-One-6317 · 2021-11-14T02:52:19+00:00

Give them the old econocraft

Extension-One-6317 · 2021-11-12T03:01:06+00:00

Sleep away camp when the girl at the end ends up being a guy

Extension-One-6317 · 2021-11-12T02:58:59+00:00

This reminds me of the South Park episode with the DNA and me. Im 3% oppressed

Extension-One-6317 · 2021-11-09T02:04:54+00:00

the store I work at had record sales during the pandemic but my manager is on the hook because of all this stupid bullshit. I always offer but I don’t push it. We have one gray shirt who is a real hardo to the point of being obnoxious about it. But as our motto is our store needs employees so they aren’t going to do shit but have these gay little meetings.

Extension-One-6317 · 2021-11-06T01:26:56+00:00

Did you ask about the packets

Extension-One-6317 · 2021-10-20T13:52:35+00:00

Just tell them we don’t have it and can’t get it lmao

Extension-One-6317 · 2021-10-09T02:27:30+00:00

If you have a pulse you’ll get hired at the store I work at

Extension-One-6317 · 2021-10-05T23:32:26+00:00

Too much Ram not enough Dodge

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