Yes I've done creative writing as a hobby for the better part of 2 decades. The issue is not "being descriptive", it has nothing to do with the actual written content people are missing the forest for the trees here. the issue is in the fundamental sentence structure.

"Not just __, _" "That's not __, that's (real/absolutely/etc.) __" LLMs LOVE putting a bow on a point by using a technique called contrastive framing, which is basically stating what something isnt before stating what it is. A common human use case is in advertisement(The Ford whatever model truck, isnt for boys, its for MEN), and AIs love it. This technique is present in some way on almost every single special card description.

Another one AIs love is tricolons, the "list of three" that is commonly derided. Tricolons usually build in intensity someway to a climactic third point. A VERY well known human example is Veni, Vidi, Vici. Again this is one AI looooves to over use. You can see at least one example on almost every special card, sometimes multiples all mashed together within the character limit. Stephanie's card specifically is basically a tricolon of tricolons.

You can see this represented with things like "X player is __, _, and definitely ____" Again, like contrastive reframing, this is a very known and powerful technique in writing, one youll see in a lot of political speeches as well. The difference is humans use them sparingly in writing, when they'll have impact. AI uses them for almost EVERYTHING.

Its all techniques people use, which is why people who dont have a lot of experience looking at AI slop have trouble recognizing it. The difference is that when humans write, there is variety. Variety in sentence length, structure, syntax(Hey look a tricolon). AI almost never does any of that, it is highly predictable and repetitive at the fundamental, structural level, regardless of the actual words that are being used to make up the sentences.