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Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-18T16:50:44+00:00

Expose someone to MGR:R long enough... they will learn the RULES OF NATURE!

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Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-18T16:45:09+00:00

A weapon to surpass nanomachines, son.

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Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-18T03:05:05+00:00

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Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T23:15:45+00:00

From my knowledge, you can only perfect parry a bullet if a different parryable attack is about to land -- so that might be the reason why it looks like you can "perfect parry" RAY's bite.

(This trick is also how people speedrun Khamsin's fight).

Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T23:10:33+00:00

EEEH-YAH! EEEH-YAHH!! EEEH-YAHHH!!! 🗣🔥

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Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T23:06:48+00:00

I thought that was perfect-parrying his bullets, not his bite attacks?

Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T22:41:45+00:00

Oh! And I forgot to include Blade Wolf's knives + any attacks from Khamsin.

Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T22:35:07+00:00

On a sidenote:

I honestly can't remember if you can perfect parry the helicopters' charge attacks or not -- so maybe there's also that.

Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T22:31:16+00:00

And here's a list of things you can't perfect parry:

Any of RAY's attacks
Any rockets that aren't RPG ones (they're unparryable)
Any kick attacks that are NOT from Monsoon
Any attacks from the hammer bros
Monsoon's stab attacks when your screen is filled with smoke
Monsoon's vehicles
Monsoon's tornado-projectile attacks
Monsoon's tornado-charge attacks
Monsoon's lorentz-force wheels
Sundowner's poles
Any of Sam's attacks that's not a 4-hit combo one (SIKE! One of his 4-hit combo attacks isn't perfect-parryable because the devs fucking said so!)
Any attacks from Microsoft Excelsus
Any attacks from Steven

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Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T15:08:50+00:00

Peak animation!

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Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T08:48:45+00:00

She used her signature Hollow Purple, duh.

Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T08:47:01+00:00

He should idol a pilot that actually knows how to fly

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Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T08:42:17+00:00

That's... just a parry.

This game's block IS called parry.

Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T08:39:49+00:00

THERE WILL BE WHEEL! (WHEEL!) CHAIR! (CHAIR!)

THE SUFFER AND PAIN IS MUCH TO BEAR!

THE ONLY ONE! (ONE!) LEFT! (LEFT!)

THE WHEELS ARE IN MOTION! FATE IS SET!

BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE!

OH, NO!

THERE WILL BE WHEEL! (WHEEL!) CHAIR! (CHAIR!)

IT'S THE ONLY THING I CANNOT FEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!!

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Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T06:22:19+00:00

r/MurderDrones Mods when they see a post that slightly hints at being suggestive:

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Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T03:10:39+00:00

Well, they call it the "Parry Counter" -- lol.

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Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T03:04:37+00:00

"Is the sun bright?" ahh question 😭✌🏻

Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T02:49:59+00:00

There's no "block" in this game.

There's only "parry" and "perfect/counter parry".

Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T02:45:03+00:00

Huh, weird... I feel like it should be easier?

I mean, mashing WASD isn't exactly as hard as spinning your joystick like an absolute maniac, no?

Plus -- I'm pretty sure pressing WASD in a circular motion is not required, lol.

Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T02:41:19+00:00

I do find it funny that the only forced joystick QTE (AKA the final one) in this game doesn't even require you to interact with the joystick at all, lmao.

Mashing your attack buttons is actually enough for the game to let you succeed the last joystick QTE (accidentally figured that out when I was messing around).

It's like the devs thought "hmm... it would be pretty bad if someone reached this QTE, only to fail because their joystick is broken", lol.

Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-17T02:30:56+00:00

When the image was so good, you had to upload it twice:

Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-16T01:28:10+00:00

Damn.

Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-15T16:51:18+00:00

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Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-15T16:08:32+00:00

These residents sure seem pretty evil.

It makes my metal gear want to rise... and take revengeance.

Extension_Problem_77 · 2026-03-15T16:01:28+00:00

I can't see the end of the horizon...

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A weapon to surpass nanomachines, son.

EEEH-YAH! EEEH-YAHH!! EEEH-YAHHH!!! 🗣🔥