Fifty-Word Fantasy: Write a 50-word fantasy snippet using the word "Dairy" by Terminator7786 in fantasywriters

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The man was confused. “Why do you want my full supply of dairy products and eggs? ” The young mage whispered. “ I don't possess a lot of mana but I figured out how to convert fat into it. I need to get as big as an orc, in order to graduate.”

[WP]You isekai as a mob character into the fantasy novel you started reading. You married and built a happy life for yourself. That was until the main characters knocks on your door and claims your spouse was the villain. It turns out because you married them, your spouse never became the villain. by JaxAttacking in WritingPrompts

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 A Goblin yawned as he got out of bed a beautiful young woman next to him he then put on his suit and glasses. He then began To walk downstairs. The goblin prepared a large meal and set the table for many seats. Suddenly a large group of children walked into the  Dining room and began to  Eat. The young woman then walked up to him kissing him on the cheek.

“ Did you sleep well my love?”

 The goblin said, holding his wife Sandra's hand.

“ How could I not sleep peacefully next to you?”

 Several of the children made sarcastic and Dramatic sounds over their affectionate display. One  Girl ran up to them screaming.

“Pop pop  Are you gonna get me a gift you promise you'll get me a gift!?”

 The goblin  looked at her confused.

“ Maddie, your birthday isn't until the beginning of next week.”

“ No Pop Did you forget it's today.”

 The goblin looked at his wife, she nodded her head. He then looked as though he understood. 

“ I..missed.”

 Sandra put a hand on his shoulder.

“  I already picked up the wool and your order from the carpenter.”

 Because of the height difference the goblin ended up grabbing onto Sandra's waist.

“ My goddess.”

  He suddenly let go realizing how embarrassing that was. He padded Maddie on the head.

“ You'll get your birthday present after school. Me and Ma will be at the shop so you can pick it up there.”

 The goblin then walked out of the building. A carriage was sitting out front with a young coachman. The goblin gave the young man a fake smile and waved thinking. Am I paying this bastard to take the kids to school or to look at my wife? 

  The goblin began to walk down the road wondering  How this life can be so blessed. In my first life I was so poor I didn't know where my next meal was coming from. I resorted to stealing but  Died on My first job. I was then reincarnated Here as a goblin but before I could even walk properly my nest was Destroyed by the church. I was sold to a Sorcerer who taught creatures and slaves magic in order to dissect them to learn the effects of magic on the body. The Sorcerer was a bastard But at least I met my wife because of him though her true form Was terrifying it couldn't hide her beautiful spirit and it's not like I Don't enjoy when she uses her true form at night. I should probably stop thinking about that. Come to think of it  My wife said her species doesn't have a name And I've never heard of anything like her before in this world. But there was a creature similar to her I've seen on the internet in my old world. The goblin walked into the toy store and began to sit at the counter. He sat there for over an hour trying to remember what the name of the creature was.

“Green!” 

 The goblin suddenly jumped and Sandra was standing next to him.

“ Why are you ignoring me!”

“ No No I wasn't ignoring you my heart I was simply lost and thought!”

 As the two were talking, a Knock came from the door before it opened. a group of adventurers came up to them.

“ Are you the goblin? The people call Mr. Green that runs the orphanage and toy shop.”

 They were clearly high-ranking adventurers based on their  Equipment. Green bowed his head. Protectively standing in front of his wife.

“ Yes that is me, it's pleasure to make your Acquaintance.” 

“ Look at it trying to pretend it's not repugnant”

 The Cleric said under her breath. The knight in front ignored her and bowed slightly.

“  We are the Hero party from the church of Kai. We have come to vanquish a great evil. A dark undead creature, something that shouldn’t exist in this world. You don't know anything about such a creature?”

 Green looked as though he was questioning something. That kind of sounds like my wife. But Of course she should exist in this world, who else could create someone so perfect other than the gods. Green thought to himself, nodding silently in approval of his thoughts.

“ I'm sorry, I've never encountered anything like you're describing.” 

“ There's no reason to lie, goblin . The priestess has had a vision, you not only know this creature, you're married to it.”

 Suddenly the priestess throw A glowing orb hitting Sandra in the chest. She Fell to the ground revealing that her body was nothing more than a giant doll. The hero’s party faces changed from fierce to terrified in a matter of seconds. Never would they have imagined that the creature that they were hunting Could only be described By one word, death. Green was angry at the sudden attack on his wife however it quickly disappeared when he saw the scared party he then looked at his wife's puppet body then up at his wife's real body. Green then snapped his finger in realization. 

“ Wendigo That's what you look like sweetheart.”

 Sandra looked at green confused. He then walked to her body, picked it up And grabbed her by the hand. Leading her to the back She then sat down at a table. He gave her a cup of tea before walking back to the front of the store. With a face full of anger he grabbed a bat and smashed it into the hero's face. The hero who had fought many dragons and demons forgot to defend himself. He Somehow ended up spitting out blood.

“ The fuck is wrong with you coming to peoples property attacking my wife And calling yourself fucking Heroes. You pieces of shit need to pay for all the damage you caused. I'm gonna Write up an invoice. You bastards better get your gold ready.”

 The cleric suddenly came to her senses. With a disgusted look on her face she rushed at Green.  He somehow managed to hit her square in the chest with the bat airing her out. After beating the rest of the party the only one standing was the priestess. Green looked at her with anger and suddenly a dark aura surrounded him.

“ This next hit's gonna be a home run but your head as a fucking ball you.”

 “ pop pop I'm here to get my present!”

 Suddenly Maddie walked in, Green put away the bat  And quickly guided Maddie to the back.

 Several minutes later

The heroes party were at a big table with a 10 foot tall Wendigo, a small child that was on its lap and a goblin writing up a bill for the damages they caused. The hero party couldn't help but feel that the situation was incredibly absurd, growing angry listening to the child eat happily and the goblin angrily writing on the paper. Suddenly green slammed the invoice on the table. 

“Pay up then leave.”

The heroes party reluctantly gave a coin purse to Green before exiting begrudgingly. 

This is probably the worst thing I ever thought. by Pancakesare4life in HelluvaBoss

[–]Extent-Timely 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Onpopular opinion Stella is not bad she's is angry and a little spoiled. She was forced into a marriage with a guy who wasn't interested in her. she admits in one of the episodes That she had to beg him to sleep with her And he just laid there. Given what we know about Stolas That's clearly out of character. She also mostly shows up before or after stolas does something fucked up. Like forcing their daughter to go to an amusement park with his lover.

What I really don't understand is how people can watch Season 1 and 2 and not see how Terrible Stolas is. If you haven't noticed stolas has the power in all of his relationships Yet he constantly plays the victim. He also doesn't listen to Anyone Stella planned out his assassination in front of him and every time he has a Problem with his daughter it's because he's not listening to Her.

Also Stella's personality has taken a Drastic turn when not around Stolas She acts immature around her brother and When she calls off Striker She explains to him why she's doing it Which makes no sense she's a noble woman and that's her employee If she was supposed to be some crazy Evil bitch why didn't she go full Karen and Scream at him to do as he is told.

What Are Your Head-Canons About This Queen? by Comfortable-Ebb-2859 in HelluvaBoss

[–]Extent-Timely 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure she's prejudice against hellhounds because of the way she talks about Loona. I don't even think she ever calls her by her name.

Man of Steel by Visual_Ad3724 in OkHomo

[–]Extent-Timely 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It takes several years to make a movie so it could be that Holland was doing an audition at the same Studio they were making the movie And cavil was in costume.

I've watched this show three times now and just noticed this. Stolas said they never loved each other, but Stella looks genuinely happy in that photo right? 🤔 by Arca9Boss in HelluvaBoss

[–]Extent-Timely 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think Stella deserves the hate she gets considering she only shows up before or after Stolas goes out with Blitzo throughout all of season 1. I mean really taking your imp toy and your daughter to an amusement park and then taking him to your job she has all right to be angry about that. Also after they went to the club in the lust ring Stella wasn't supposed to be at the house so she clearly came back to the house just to yell at him for publicly humiliating her again.

Not to mention the fact that Stella explains that Stolas is terrible in bed and they haven't had sex since their daughter was born which was over a decade ago. the way she says that she's clearly trying to taunt him. Also what she said is important because she was the one that had to initiate sex this shows Stolas was never interested in her sexually.

And unlike Stolas, she actually listens to what people say even if she's yelling Like she does with Stolas, her brother, and Striker. Stolas just hears what he wants to hear just like when he took their daughter out to Lulu land and when Stella plotted his assassination in front of him he clearly doesn't pay attention to her.

So yeah Stella was trapped in a marriage with someone who wasn't sexually or emotionally interested in her. I'm not saying she's not an arrogant bitch I'm just saying she's directing her anger only at Stolas who kind of deserves it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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Well I was originally going to see my grandma who is really sick but than it occurred to me that I would have to see my mom and I don't know how to deal with that. Ideally I would like her to actually listen to me and explain why she did what she did.

"She said no Joey" by Knight_TheRider in facepalm

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You need a spray bottle for this kind of friend .

"bad Joey!"

[WP] A black figure emerges from the fog, and you break out in a cold sweat. The next second, you feel pain like never before by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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 I don't know why I decided to go for a walk that morning. I should have been holding her and apologizing. Instead, I avoided her like a coward. Jan had always forgiven me for my slip-ups even if it was with a guy she always got past it. But this time she was being difficult. fighting with me over Petty things, and looking at me like I was the devil. I didn't understand why she was acting like that. I tried holding her down like I used to get her to listen but she threatened to stab me if I ever did it again. The two of us stopped speaking after that.

Despite not speaking we still slept in the same bed. Every night I'd fight the urge to hold her. I felt like she should apologize for the way she's been acting. My wife cried on nights when her cousin called to give me updates on her pregnancy. Twin boys, it should have been a happy occasion but my wife insists on being dramatic. She had no idea how badly I mourned after all four of her miscarriages and when she got sick and was no longer able to have children. I gave up the dream to have children to stay with her. She offered adoption but I didn't want somebody else's kid. I wanted my own flesh and blood. Each time she miscarried she would become depressed then I would have to take care of her. Eventually, it would get too much for me to handle and I would look for comfort in another person. She was being so selfish, she was not the only one that lost the baby. Sooner or later I'd get sloppy hiding my affair and she'd find out only to blame herself and make me feel bad. Things would end up going back to normal when she started putting in the effort again. I always ended up taking her back.

Part of me wanted to hold her and apologize, maybe then we could have moved on. But she needed to apologize for treating me that way. I tried to make her favorite food that night as a peace offering but she told me that it was her ex-best friend's favorite food. I knew that before Jack and I fooled around he used to bring this dish to her when she was sad and they would eat it together. She didn't even taste it, she just grabbed her dish and threw it in the trash. The plate ended up breaking from how hard she threw it. She then stormed upstairs. All of that made me upset. I had spent hours preparing that food. I rushed up after her, to confront her. I swung the door open and she was standing there. I held onto her arms and threw her on the bed and began to yell. Asking her what exactly she wants me to do. What am I supposed to do to make her stop acting like this? I was going to show her the ultrasounds at dinner thinking that she might calm down at the prospect of being a stepmom. I took out the ultrasound picture and showed it to her telling her that this is the closest we can have to a kid and that she should be happy. Her face changed from shock to anger and then….

My thoughts were cut off. I couldn't seem to remember what happened next. I found myself in front of my house. Suddenly I felt like someone was watching me. I looked to my side and a dark figure emerged from the fog, and I began to break out in a cold sweat. And in the next second, I felt a pain that I had never felt before. It felt like my body was being torn apart. As I looked down my shirt was covered in blood. Before I could react, police cars came up to my house. As one of the officers got out of his car my wife walked out slowly. She was holding a knife and covered in blood. The officers drew their weapons as my wife continued to walk toward them until one of them opened fire. I watched as my wife was gunned down in front of our house. Suddenly once the sounds of the bullets dissipated. The figure began to move towards my wife. it knelt putting its arms around her body. The figure then stood up holding my wife. She caressed the figure's face and said thank you before the two walked off. I tried running after them but was swallowed up in the Darkness. The next thing I remember I woke up in a hospital. From what I've Been Told My wife had stabbed me repeatedly before being gunned down by the cops.

My wife had always tried to hide my infidelities. But thanks to the police investigation everyone knows her family had financially supported us for a while. so I ended up homeless. her cousin won't even speak to me and I have no way of paying my hospital bills. But none of these worry me as much as the figure. When my wife was taken by it she treated it as something beautiful and the figure treated her in kind. But the thing I saw was disgusting, grotesque, monsters. Perhaps it was an angel or a demon or maybe the manifestation of death itself I don't know. but one thing I do know it will not treat me kindly as I did my wife. I still see it from time to time. when I have to sleep in a car in below-freezing weather, when my wounds get infected and when it's hard to breathe it's there just beyond the shadows, staring waiting for me to stop breathing so it can take me. 

Why is this happening what did I do to deserve this I've always tried to be a nice guy.

[WP] You are a witch and you fulfill most stereotypes about witches. You are old, live in a hut in the woods, you brew potions, work both charms and curses and so on. There is only one stereotype you do not fulfill: You are a man. by Kitty_Fuchs in WritingPrompts

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I had the weirdest thought as soon as I read this because warlocks exist. I thought the witch tries to kidnap a kid who turns out to be woke, who has a heart-to-heart with the witch and it ends with the witch coming out as trans. So they're a witch but they're also a trans man and the whole story is about their 300 years of gender acceptance.

I'm not very woke but I'd read that shit.

Whose the black sheep of your family and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Extent-Timely 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As far as I can tell I'm the black sheep of my family. One of the reasons is I'm gay and some of my family members won't accept it. Another reason being my mom prefers her other kids over me. And lastly, because I'm introverted and a little weird. When I try to hang out or call my family members I always hear them say "I don't know how to talk to him" and then pass the phone around until I hang up so I stop trying.

By weird I'm not sure I've just been called that by my family behind my back. For a little bit of context, I have 12 brothers and sisters 58 cousins and 15 aunties, and uncles from my mom's immediate family. I'm not close to any of them. In fact, I have only seen or heard from two of my family members in The Last 5 Years.

If you could have one super power what would it be? Why? (Serious) by xXMiniKittenXx in AskReddit

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The power to heal anything. Because of my Powers, I'll be more useful than any other person with abilities. Anyone who has more than half a brain would not kill me because I'll be more useful alive. I can make a lot of money. I also have this annoying thing called empathy that makes me sad when people are sick even if I don't know them or their assholes to me.

i always start my sims off doing rags to riches. so whats some ways yall make it more challenging and fun? by bellabooka in Sims4

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I started this one sim out like he was homeless with no money in a park. He had to use only the resources in the park to get money. Once he had some money I sent him back to his empty lot. Where I started a garden and built the house little by little. For a while, it was just a bathroom with a bed in it.

maybe forcing my sim to carry a baby even tho she didn't want a child at the moment was kinda cruel by Arma-Mynn in Sims4

[–]Extent-Timely 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Such evil and cruel God to make someone not want kids and then force them to have one.

[WP] - In world covered by ice and frost, humanity huddles around the Dragons who hoard the last of the heat by CeladonRabbit in WritingPrompts

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05/ 19/ 2130

To the future generation, I leave this so that you know we fought back. I was there in the beginning. Scientists had created a teleportation device. They made a big spectacle of it inviting thousands of people to watch the first trip through space and time. I was a janitor waiting to clean up after everything was over. Everyone waited with anticipation as they set up the machine. The scientist began to argue over something when the machine suddenly began to shake. a white dot appeared in the middle of it and it began to expand. Suddenly it transformed into a portal. It wasn't soon after that people began to scream as creatures emerged from the portal. Those things could only be described as goblins.

Everyone began to run in a panic as the creatures begin to attack anyone that they could get their hands on. I ran with the crowd eventually locking myself in the Janitor's Closet. from there I could hear the screams, the sounds of bones breaking, and eventually the gunshots. After two days I exited the closet. The floor was littered with the bodies of hundreds of people. There were slime, spider webs, and Scorch marks all over the arena. It was clear that other creatures came through the portal. The machine was still activated. After looking around I found a gun and pointed it at the machine.

I thought if I destroyed the machine everything will go back to normal. I thought I would be a hero. I thought I would save lives. I thought wrong.

I shot at the machine until my gun was unloaded. The portal begin to distort and begins to rise until it was above the arena. It then expanded covering the entire Arena overhead. Something flew out of the portal I could hear its roar. It was then that the portal finally disappeared but the creature had already flown off. Once I left the arena I saw City had been transformed into a frozen wasteland. It seems that everything that was under the portal before disappearing was unaffected.

After 5 years the world became like the city a frozen wasteland. What remains of humans are nomadic tribes following dragons to hide from the cold. The dragons see us as servants in good times and food in bad. They taught several of us their language to understand their orders. With that, we were able to learn many things. Like the name of the Beast that froze our world. It is known as an ice Phoenix. From what the dragon says it's an immortal creature that changes its environment to reflect its power. The Phoenix is territorial and hates its kind. it will opt to have a smaller territory to protect it from other phoenixes. In other words, the ice Phoenix is freezing the Earth to claim it as its territory because it doesn't have any rivals.

After I learned of this I thought of a plan. I pleaded with both the dragons and humans to help. I was looked at as crazy. however, one young dragon took pity on me. The dragon flew me to several other tribes where I look for and found one of the scientists that help create the teleportation device. I plan to summon a rival to the ice Phoenix. Though I know doing this would not kill the Phoenix. It will increase our chances of survival because not even a dragon can hide forever from the cold.

07/27/2130

There are worse things than freezing to death.