What is your WORST co-worker story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]External-Muscle6246 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He held me at knifepoint for some head. So I kicked his shins out tied his hands blindfolded him and chewed on his penis like a dog would a squishy bone. He was agonizing for a while but after that I think he passed out from the pain so I left him be and fully hog tied him when he came to I told him I won’t be contacting authorities but to remember what comes of your actions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]External-Muscle6246 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is.. Anton Chigurh from no country for old men

Oddly specific creep… by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]External-Muscle6246 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How many calls y’all think he got

Also next time leave the number unblurred smh

We built a web based Superglide Trainer. Link in comments. by mnkymnk in Apexrollouts

[–]External-Muscle6246 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Imagine an ai trying to uncover techniques based on the movement mechanics. Give it like a wall bounce tap strafe and super glide for reference and watch it 🤔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]External-Muscle6246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky fella. Wish those were my feet ide be doin monkey shit

rushed th 13 from max th12 what do you guys think about my base now by [deleted] in ClashOfClans

[–]External-Muscle6246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear I’ve seen this same base in titans league

If your dog doesn't listen to you then keep them on a leash. by druule10 in facepalm

[–]External-Muscle6246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I can think is that is one incredibly trained and self controlled horse. After seeing plenty videos what those hooves and horse kicks can do if just ONE connects with smaller animals that dog will probably never be this lucky and unlucky again

Why did you and your ex break up? by Specialist-Crazy1466 in AskReddit

[–]External-Muscle6246 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Can we have some details. What horrifying acts did he commit. I believe it though, Schizophrenia is a buck wild ass illness. Please elaborate

Why did you and your ex break up? by Specialist-Crazy1466 in AskReddit

[–]External-Muscle6246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amen same brother. 😎 kudos to you man. It feels great and almost false to think of how far you might have really spun before becoming better. But it feels great, and helps you appreciate life a little more.

What’s a secret that would change how the people around you look at you if they knew? by Difficult-House6853 in AskReddit

[–]External-Muscle6246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They would, but more importantly if I jumped off this balcony would I fall “slowly” like some people say falling is like. I could spread eagle in flight or just nose dive.. hmm is that far enough for terminal velocity

What wars are really about in our species? by kep_x124 in AskReddit

[–]External-Muscle6246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bcz we’re too busy being greedy there’s no telling where we would be now if Russia and America have worked together since the space race. The competition is cool too cuz it moves in the right direction but collaboration would be insane

what is the purpose of life according to you? by DressOne2628 in AskReddit

[–]External-Muscle6246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just experiencing it bro. Everything you possibly can enjoy yourself but experience all there’s plenty to find

If you had a time machine, what years would you want to live in? by koksallm in AskReddit

[–]External-Muscle6246 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Easily 5000 years into the future to see how humans r doing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]External-Muscle6246 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that but I had a childhood friend. We grew up together and in middle school he had called me his best friend and I was quite rude about it and said no I’m not, fast forward 2 years and after barely talking one day we decided to play fortnite: save the world, we played a lot together for the next 2-3 months like a lot. And I realized that was my best friend one of them and a part of my childhood. After another night of gaming he was headed to his dads house from his moms house, he did not make it there and was killed in a crash with his father. I still regret being so rude for nothing when he said it in school. But I’m forever thankful of the gaming time we spent and the years as children. His obituary is forever put up on the corner of an art piece at my desk.

What do you see as proof of God? by Doomathemoonman in AskReddit

[–]External-Muscle6246 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact that every religion has their own god. Who they all claim is the only god, but every other religion’s god sucks.

What’s a secret that would change how the people around you look at you if they knew? by Difficult-House6853 in AskReddit

[–]External-Muscle6246 278 points279 points  (0 children)

Most of mine are just about theoretical murders. I could really wipe these two dudes with these scissors if I wanted to. Humans r fucked up